Thursday, April 21, 2011

ITS EARTH WEEK AND RITTER IS PISSED



This one goes out to my mentor-thing, Commodore Gilgamesh, or as I like to call him "the John Ritter of my generation."

This one also goes out to Slick Bishop, who once lost a rap battle in Athens, Ohio by dissing John Ritter a week after his death. He could have won, too.

25 comments :

Mellowcheddar said...

If John Ritter showed up in front of my house in knee bandages, Goth eyeliner, and a ratty suit, he wouldn't have time to dump the trash on my lawn. I'd jump his ass.

Anonymous said...

John Ritter. He died too old.

Anonymous said...

His make-up makes him look like Corky from Waiting For Guffman...

kedarguru said...

knee bandages with the words re-cycle? now that's punk.

Anonymous said...

WHY IS HE SHOUTING?! This looks like Tim & Eric resurrected John Ritter

John said...

His inspiration for this role was Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.

GARBAGE DAY!

Stay Tuned, I'll be here all week.

FITZSIMMONS said...

Why was he so mad :( I did nothing.

Slick Bishop said...

That's true, i lost to MC Peanut Butter, and I got booed for dropping an insensitive rhyme about Ritter.

Anonymous said...

Re: Cracks about John Ritter's death.

It'll always be too soon. Guy was a legend.

Anonymous said...

I'm still bummed that John Ritter and Robert Palmer went at the same time. They were way too awesome.

Richard Whittall said...

He sounds like he'd be a good boss.

Dr_Strangelove said...

He's angry because he's dead, and walking the Earth as a garbage zombie.

Anonymous said...

Dwarf, midgets. Little person, but with thin fingers, not the short, little sausages.

og Nate said...

And here I thought Racoons were dumping my garbage all over the lawn!

Also, listen for knee-crack @ 1:41 when john does a squat.

Anonymous said...

between the eyeliner and the yelling he reminds me of my mom.

Ravenhallow said...

Yay, tin!

Anonymous said...

Babies, those little poo factories are ruining our Earth.

Hosta Mahogey said...

Man, the whole time I was just waiting for Jack Tripper to pull down his shorts and take a furious shit in that random stranger's driveway:
"THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF RECYCLING"

Doomednuclei said...

Unfortunately Ritter got my poo factory goin', he's scaring the hell outta me! I should probably recycle...

voraciousboot said...

"Honey, there's a deranged homeless man going through our garbage in the driveway. Should I call the cops?"
"No, dear. That's just John Ritter. He's recycling and doing God's work."

oft_i_am said...

This was filmed during the awkward Three's Company "we need to get the hippie demographic" phase, it would seem.

Mike Check said...

Calm down, John, or you'll give yourself an enlarged aorta.

Anonymous said...

no tips for recycling Thighmasters, I see....

spike said...

Camera Dude: Um... John... you are putting on sunglasses without proper hand sanitation.

Ritter: FUCKING EARTHDAY YOU PUSSIES!

Christine said...

I love John Ritter! He was a good-looking and talented actor. But holy bejeezus, this is just WEIRD!