Everyone's favorite Commodore and Ghoul are teaming up to bring the universe what we are sure is destined to be the greatest piece of high art ever created! Ghoulie and I are proud to announce Everything Is Terrible! Presents DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! The concept is simple. We are remaking Jodorowsky's 1973 masterpiece 'The Holy Mountain' using only dog-related found footage. I don't think I need to tell you that this is going to kick some tail! And even more exciting than the movie and live show are the puns! It is time to unleash those doggie puns!
And now to business. Sadly, even the koolest shade tipping, kickflipping pooch needs to don the doggie-sized facade of the responsible dog. Damn those adorable doggie ties! Anywho, we need your help to make this a reality. That is why we started a Kickstarter project to raise money to help cover the costs of 1,000+ dog VHS's, fur, DVD pressing, etc. That's where all you wonderful Terribleheads come in. We know that you are gonna be in the barking lot of all the DoggieWoggiez shows selling grilled cheese and hemp necklaces, but we need you now! And not only do you get the privilege of helping make history, but you also get fantastic pooch prizes! Go to Kickstarter.com to do your duty! Arf!