Friday, April 01, 2011

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! KICKSTARTER!

Everyone's favorite Commodore and Ghoul are teaming up to bring the universe what we are sure is destined to be the greatest piece of high art ever created! Ghoulie and I are proud to announce Everything Is Terrible! Presents DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! The concept is simple. We are remaking Jodorowsky's 1973 masterpiece 'The Holy Mountain' using only dog-related found footage. I don't think I need to tell you that this is going to kick some tail! And even more exciting than the movie and live show are the puns! It is time to unleash those doggie puns!



And now to business. Sadly, even the koolest shade tipping, kickflipping pooch needs to don the doggie-sized facade of the responsible dog. Damn those adorable doggie ties! Anywho, we need your help to make this a reality. That is why we started a Kickstarter project to raise money to help cover the costs of 1,000+ dog VHS's, fur, DVD pressing, etc. That's where all you wonderful Terribleheads come in. We know that you are gonna be in the barking lot of all the DoggieWoggiez shows selling grilled cheese and hemp necklaces, but we need you now! And not only do you get the privilege of helping make history, but you also get fantastic pooch prizes! Go to Kickstarter.com to do your duty! Arf!

8 comments :

MrsBonBon said...

If this is real not only did I predict the future but I'm the happiest boy in the world.

Don't break my heart.

23 Wolves said...

Whoa, are you guys okay? It sounds like you have gone insane...I hope it all works out. I will give you some money for treatment. Dog treat-ment! Beef flavor!

closedmouth said...

Hey that dog has sunglasses on!

Slick Bishop said...

RUFFFF!

ralph nader said...

This has the potential to change the world.

Ravenhallow said...

Love Kickstarter and love you guys, you have my not-so-hard-earned comic shop wages!

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

You fuckers, you told me this fund was for an animatronic Duane statue for the office! What about my dreams?

Anonymous said...

If you do indeed make a doggy-clip remake of the holy mountain, I may actually die of happiness.