Friday, April 03, 2009

TREAT YOUR CHILDREN WELL

In these rough times, I thought it would be helpful to suggest some often overlooked money making schemes. Like turning your child into gold.


Remember the only commodity more valuable than one baby is two.

9 comments :

Yonder Vittles said...

here are a couple of label suggestion: sad, soul-crushing, precursors to drug and alcohol dependency, psychological abuse, child endangerment, etc., etc.

Anonymous said...

i loe howhe says you have to beat the kids like polo ponies.

His Sinfulness said...

I'll see your creepy child actors, and raise you a child beauty pageant...

(shudder)

Greg said...

'were always looking for new children'. to feed to jabulon

WhatsInYourManPurse.com said...

Even two Katies aren't good enough. Let's stone BOTH Katies!

brandon said...

By far the most hilarious thing I've seen lately. Unbelievable. Last line is truly priceless.

Adam said...

Working my way backwards here, lots of great stuff. This video might be the best I've seen so far. I mean, the way that woman brought out the bell!

Anonymous said...

AWWWWWWW Katie is so cute! Her parents are complete demons.

Anonymous said...

We prefer twins... they last longer.
WTF!!