Wednesday, April 08, 2009

A BUCKET FULL OF TERRIBLE



Man she's zany.

20 comments :

Grrg said...

If I ruled the world, I would declare Ms Powter an official Tragic Gay Icon.

Also: what aisle are the methamphetamines on?

Ghoul Skool said...

We're gonna go shoppin' toniiiight...

We're gonna go shoppin' toniiiight...

Anonymous said...

Hurrah for aerodynamic histrionics! OMG.. If I got stuck in a plane ride next to her I'd probably take a handful of Xanax to knock myself.....or strangle her.

-- chase said...

"Have you ever been in anything this large, alone at night?" Might be the best setup for a "your mom" joke ever.

pudding-monkey said...

Whatever she's on, my mother-in-law must be on it too. God damn, that's what shopping what her is like!

EG said...

http://www.urlesque.com/2008/09/23/susan-powter-needs-to-take-her-own-advice/

http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/susan-powter-mouthfcks-a-pear-26q

OBSESSED.

IamError said...

Should be sorted in 90s since that's where this had to have come from.

Vlad said...

Love the buzz!

Anonymous said...

"Slip it in a sandwich!" oooh the sauce of that crazy dyke!

RepoMan said...

Bitch didn't endorse the check.

Luke said...

That scene in bed w/ the bow on her head!

I just posted this on Facebook and the Captcha word was--no lie--"GAYLORD"

laura weiss said...

Look at all the packaged, refined, processed crap she has in that basket.

I was a devotee of Powter's "NO FAT! EAT CARBS!" mantra for a while in the early 90s. Couldn't understand why I was sick all of the time and gaining weight like a mofo. After all, I lived on pasta, and pasta was good, right?

Wrong. Turns out, I have gluten sensitivity and all of that pasta/bread/crackers was just messing with my system big time. "Low fat" was killing me slowly.

philanoia said...

Did she died?

Paul Rice said...

I met her once. She said I had beautiful eyes. I popped a 16 year old boner. Best day of my life.

Zoom Back Camera said...

For once, she feels true power...

Anonymous said...

"have you ever been in anything this size alone at night...."
too easy

Alexander said...

Is this what Shanado Connor did after the SNL fiasco?

Leofan7 said...

Since when has Anne Lennox done corporate video?

Samantha said...

I have two of her workout types at my house. Susan Powter's so crazy XD

Anonymous said...

Wow, no fruits and vegetables? That is true 90's thinking right there.