Tuesday, February 24, 2009

THE STINGER

The future of the past is a fantastical neon wonderland.

33 comments :

Anonymous said...

Uhm, I actually want that car.

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Desuko. said...

But will it do my taxes?

Anonymous said...

Wow, the whole car practically comes apart. That can't be safe.

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mlfoley said...

I want that car, too!

oh my word said...

"a personal vanity case, for binoculars..." huh????

binoculars are for looking at everything other than yourself. maybe they meant anyone who buys a pontiac has a small penis.

good to see the "wild" and "innovative" pontic didn't start pumping out horrendous crimes against design as recent as i thought...

oh my word said...

pontiac sorry!

Future Schlock said...

We did not know that, Anon. Thanks for the tip.

marahe said...

why would i need a garden hose in my car?

Alex said...

I think it looks cool. Tone down the neon, get rid of most of the cheesy gadgets, and it would be a nice ride. Too bad real Pontiacs are mostly pretty boring.

Airwave Ranger said...

Thanks for your thoughtful response Alex

Dustin said...

ha ha! that's awesome. It's the ultimate beach party car. ...I wonder why they put two vacuums in it. and a garden hose? huh..I guess you never know when you might need a garden hose.

Anonymous said...

Vauxhall Tigra, anyone?

Jason Claus said...

in order to drive that car, by law, you must wear Zinka sunblock on your nose.

Gourry said...

There is no part of that car that isn't awesome!

Anonymous said...

explain how GM FAILED with concepts like a garden hose and a door that pops out into a beer cooler or whatever

Anonymous said...

too many wild and wacky pretensions

Anonymous said...

More like an experiment in excess.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, I didn't know MacGiver made a line of automobiles.

Luke said...

Gotta love that Wang Chung-esk synth pop in the background.

KDS said...

I do ALL my gardening from my car. Sure wish I had a hose built in like The Stinger! Why, it's more like a condo than a car!

Anonymous said...

that car kicks ass, i want one

emkay said...

"Flip down the seats and you have a mini-grill! Remove the rearview mirror to reveal a hidden area to store batteries, rubber bands, and paper clips. A map of the continental United States is securely placed under the passanger's side floor mat for quick reference. And who could have such a luxury car without a built-in china cabinet, which can double as a home for your model airplanes."

Anonymous said...

...the hubcaps detach to reveal heated compartments to store 'za

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised nobody has said stated that this concept car was the concept of what ended up becoming the Pontiac AZTEK, that reviled hunk of junk

Anonymous said...

Perfect the Zombie Apocalypse!

Anonymous said...

I don't care what anyone says, I totally want that car, it's like something out of Back to The Future part 2 (seriously, they're both 1989 vintage)

Anonymous said...

Anyone remember the Pontiac Piranha? It was a concept car that never made it to production. Pretty cool little car. Reminds me of this.

Anonymous said...

MADE IN CHINA

Upfish said...

What the F? Why don't I have one of these RIGHT NOW?..

Anonymous said...

That's a lot of places to hide my weed.