Wednesday, February 18, 2009

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE 'CAINE

I need everyone to stop doing cocaine for a minute to learn about how everyone is doing cocaine.

19 comments :

ez said...

i'd like to wake up to this video every morning.

Jamie said...

Aw I liked it until the part about the rat suicides :

57 said...

think that's princess di at the beginning.

Anonymous said...

remember the jesus factor, kids: don't do cocaine, or you'll never find god. then once you do, you'll get to party with him in heaven! his shit's da bomb! he used to have noriega on speed dial

Desuko. said...

The '80s are a hell of a drug, man. And Jesus is my dealer.

james said...

I like the twist at the end, up to this point I thought this video was secular-ular-ular.

pudding-monkey said...

Those albino surfers, always ampin' up on cocaine!

Also :( Those rats looked like my late Trixie. (Who did not die from OD'ing.)

Anders Haig said...

Couldn't stop laughing.... hahahaha.

jerome said...

Seriously. Water, or Cocaine? When has anyone ever offered that combo at a party?

Greg said...

now i just wanna go do blow. thanks a lot....jeeeees.

Anonymous said...

All those wasted years...

C. Massey said...

Screw "Teen Challenge". That place is a total scam that enables the founder to get rich off of virtual slave labor. There are other ways to get clean, most notably FREE fellowships like NA where you get out of it what you put in to it.

Josiah said...

Great. My two favorite things...Jesus & cocaine.

Chayne said...

I buy my coke from a guy names Jesus.

erotoshop said...

was that princess DI?

Matt said...

Yeah, because it's impossible to be a baseball star AND do lots of cocaine.

Ari said...

Cocaine...the Great Equalizer.

Anonymous said...

I saw a study a while back in which the rats chose sucrose over cocaine. They'll pretty much eat that until they die too.

andiepants said...

I went to a Catholic high school and I remember our gym teacher making us watch this video in class freshman year.

This video kind of lies, though. I wasn't offered cocaine until my 10-year high school reunion.