Thursday, December 25, 2008

IT'S A TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS GERBERT

This video suuuuure would look good under the tree.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

CBS CARES ABOUT YOUR PROSTATE





And remember, HIV tests make for fabulous Valentine's Day presents. Happy Holidays!

Monday, December 22, 2008

$ALE OF THE CENTURY!

Merry Christmas.

WHEN MACHO MEN RULED THE EARTH

Even when wrestlers were trying to look as tough as possible back then, their theme songs make the Jonas Brothers look like GG Allin.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

FLIRTING WITH MAGIC

I'll let the testimonials from the back of the box handle this:
"What a great way to meet chicks!" - Bob - Single, 25
"Your magic tricks blew me away!" - Cathy - Single, 30 Something
"After my divorce, my social skills needed help; your flirting course did the trick!" - Barry - Divorced, 45



No....I'm not a weirdo.

FUTURE SCHLOCK IN EXILE NO MORE!

Ok, we have a new Youtube account and we're working on uploading everything to Vimeo too in case something like this happens again. All the videos should be playable now, with the exception of "The Gay Agenda," which is a troublemaker so it will stay down for now. If you see any broken links we missed, please let us know in the comments and they will be fixed.

Here's an oldie but a goodie, one of the videos that inspired us to get into this crazy game: Click Clack Raps.



Now let us never speak of this ordeal again.

CD MAKIN'

A PROMISE KEEPER'S GIRL'S NIGHT OUT

SUZIE IS FAT AND I'M NOT!