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Holiday Tour 2013!

12/5 - San Antonio @ Hi-Tones - 10PM
12/6 - Austin @ Marchesa Hall - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land - 8PM
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia - 7PM (BUY NOW)
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly - 8PM
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar - 7:30PM (BUY NOW)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun Ray Cinema - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight - 9PM - Free!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)


Free DVDs to Video Stores

Attention independent video store owners, workers, and patrons! Everything Is Terrible! is offering to mail one copy of each of our 5 DVDs to any video store willing to rent them to the world! Hit us up at everythingisterriblelive@gmail.com

Analog Mountain!

Commodore Gilgamesh, Ghoul Skool, and MTV(Other) are proud to present Analog Mountain, a original show created out of the wasteland of bad TV produced by MTV over the years! Enjoy!


Get More:

Bentzen Ball in Washington DC!

10/10 @ 7PM 
Nightclub 9:30 (815 V St NW)
Opening Night featuring EIT! Live, Tig Notaro, Doug Benson, and way more!

10/12 @ 9PM
Howard Theatre
Everything Is Terrible! Vs. Found Footage Festival

Night Of The Stripping Dead in Chicago!

10/16, 10/17, and 10/18 @ 9PM
Admiral Theatre
EIT!'s very special Creepshow Peepshow halloween video mix presented live by Ghoul Skool! Featuring Empress Stah, Rubber Doll, Narcissister, Maya Sinstress, Zombie Strippers, and way more!


EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! & Comic Relief Zero!

2 MOVIES, 1 NEW DVD OUT 8/27/13!


The foul mouthed, found footage Gods at Everything Is Terrible! have decided to outdo themselves -- yet again! Those psychedelic soldiers from the discarded VHS realm are back with not one, but two new movies, Comic Relief Zero! and Everything Is Terrible! Does The Hip-Hop! EIT! has done the impossible and mashed all of this madness into one absolutely nutso DVD, live show, and tour!

So, what’s the deal with Comic Relief Zero!? Sit down and shut up, so we can tell you! But seriously folks, sit down and shut up, because those dumb-faced, giggle-grabbin’ goof-troupers at EIT! are dishing out their very first, hour-long stand-up comedy special, Comic Relief Zero! This special is the opposite of special; jam-packed with the most cringe-inducing set-ups and bomb-dropping punchlines ripped from their magnetic tape time capsules, featuring today’s hottest ventriloquists, racists, prop comics, sexists, impersonators, homophobes, and talk show hosts who wish this footage was still in the landfills! The streets will run blue with women wisecracks, fat people puns, and disability gags galore! Are you oppressed and underrepresented in society? Well then, watch out! Let’s pull back the banana peel and take a head-first descent into the brick wall of our own mind! Take my life... please! Am I right folks?

And to prove they're still 'with it' and 'urban,' EIT! has taken the entire history of co-opted cool, and bashed it together into one continuous mix that will not only please your earballs, but also your eyelobes. Can we B real 4 a second? Everyone knows rap music is best when performed by white people promoting reasonably-priced hammed-burgers. So doesn't it make sense to witness and celebrate the REAL birth of hip-hop? You know, the one involving kids rappin' 'bout stamps, and claymation doughboys spittin' rhymes 'bout crescent rolls! And you'd never in a billion years think old ladies can rap- BUT THEY TOTALLY CAN! After EIT! Does The Hip-Hop!, you’ll never need to listen to music again! For various reasons! We can't believe no one has done of this type of mix before- but since they didn’t, EIT! will be rapping all the way to the Hip-Hop Bank Of Rapmerica! ...And it don’t stop! Word!

Everything Is Terrible! is ashamed to bring you, Comic Relief Zero! and EIT! Does The Hip-Hop!, on sale 8/27/13!


The Two Head-Cleaners And a Microphone Tour!

The fur-covered, glitter-smothered gang from EIT! will emcee all live shows, bringing all the costumed merriment that has made EIT! live shows (in)famous! Outrageously funny! Totally clean!

9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie @ 9:30 PM (BUY NOW)
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway @ 8 PM (BUY NOW) & 10 PM (BUY NOW)
9/8 - Sacramento @ The Comedy Spot @ 8PM (BUY NOW)
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center @ 8 PM
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene @ 9 PM (BUY NOW)
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club @ 9:30 PM (BUY NOW)
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 8 PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade @ 10 PM
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub @ 10:30 PM
9/15 - Denver @ Sie Film Center  @ 7:30 PM (BUYNOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild @ 9:45 PM
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft @ 7 PM (BUY NOW)
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8 PM (BUY NOW) & 10 PM (BUY NOW)
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 @ 8 PM (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ Bar Pink @ 8 PM (BUY NOW)
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily - 9:30PM (BUY NOW) - 11:45 PM (BUY NOW)


Comic Relief Zero: An Everything Is Terrible! Stand-Up Special!

UP Comedy Club (230 W. North Ave, Chicago)
May 16th
8 PM

Chicago! One night only! Come see a sneak peek of the newest, yet to be released, EIT! movie - made entirely out of unforgivable stand-up comedy!

"Gentlemen and Gentlemen, it is time to sit down and shut up! But seriously folks, sit down and shut up, because those dumb-faced, narcissistic goof-troupers at Everything is Terrible! are dishing out their very first, hour-long stand-up comedy special, Comic Relief Zero! This special is the opposite of special, jam-packed with the most cringe-inducing set-ups and bomb-dropping punchlines ripped from their magnetic tape time capsules! Today’s hottest ventriloquists, racists, prop comics, sexists, impersonators, homophobes, and talk show hosts wish this footage was still in the landfills! The streets will run blue with women wisecracks, fat people puns, and homelessness gags galore! Are you oppressed and underrepresented in society? Well then, watch out! Let’s pull back the banana peel and take a head-first descent into the brick wall of our own mind! Take my life... please! Am I right?

Everything Is Terrible! is ashamed to bring you, Comic Relief Zero: An Everything Is Terrible! Stand-Up Special! The fur-covered, glitter-smothered gang from EIT! will emcee the festivities, bringing all the costumed merriment that has made EIT! live shows (in)famous! Outrageously funny! Totally clean!"

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2012 HOLIDAY TOURS!!!

To celebrate the end of mankind, we are doing the impossible! We are going to be spreading Holiday Cheer ON 2 TOURS AT THE SAME TIME! What the fuck?! As always, we will appear live to present each evening's festivities in all of our fur-covered glory! Every stage will be converted into the tackiest winter wonderland imaginable with puppets, sing-a-longs, candy, fake snow, and a visit from the big man himself! This truly will be a Cataclysmic Transformation!

WEST!

12-7 - San Francisco @ Roxie Theatre @ 10PM, (BUY!), All Ages
12-8 - Oakland @ ABCO Arts Space (3135 Filbert St) @ 10PM, $10, All Ages
12-9 - UC Davis @ TCS Building Art Annex @ 8PM, All Ages
12-10 - Portland @ The Hollywood Theatre @ 7PM (BUY!), All Ages
12-11 - Olympia @ Le Voyeur @ 7PM, $5, 21+
12-12 - Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret @ 7PM (BUY!), 19+
12-13 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30 PM (BUY!), All Ages
12-14 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade @ 9PM, $5, 2112-15 - Salt Lake City @ The Coffee Pit @ 8PM, $5, All Ages
12-16 - Denver @ The Denver Film Center/Colfax @ 7PM, (BUY!), All Ages
12-17 - Albuquerque @ The Guild @ 9:30PM, $8, All Ages
12-18 - Tucson @ The Loft @ 7:30PM, (BUY!), All Ages
12-19 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) (18+) and 10PM (BUY!) (21+)
12-20 - San Diego @ Che Cafe @ 8PM, $7, All Ages
12-21 - Irvine, CA @ Cross Cultural Center White Room @ 8PM, $8, All Ages
12-22 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9:30 (BUY!) and Midnight (BUY!), All Ages

EAST!

12-7 - Detroit @ Corktown Cinemas (2051 Rosa Parks) @ 10PM, (BUY!), All Ages
12-8 - Toronto @ Lee's Palace @ 9PM (BUY!), 19+
12-9 - Montreal @ Pub Brouhaha @ 8PM, $5, 19+
12-10 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse @8PM, All Ages
12-11 - Troy, NY @ 51 3rd St @ 7PM, All Ages
12-12 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House @ 8:30PM (BUY!), 21+, with Thu Tran!
12-13 - Philadelphia @ PhilaMOCA @ 7PM (BUY!) and 9:30PM (BUY!), All Ages, BYOB, with The Video Pirates!
12-14 - Boston @ The Coolidge Corner @ 11:59PM (BUY!), All Ages
12-15 - Baltimore @ 5th Dimension (405 W Franklyn) @ 10PM (EIT show time) with The Wham City Theater Night @ 8PM, $7, All Ages
12-16 - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers' Melwood Room @ 8PM, $10, All Ages (BUY!)
12-17 - Cincinnati @ Mayday @ 9PM, FREE, 21+
12-18 - Nashville @ The Belcourt Theater @ 9:30PM, (BUY!), All Ages
12-19 - St. Louis @ Mushmaus @ 8PM, $5, All Ages
12-20 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop @ 9PM, (BUY!), 18+
12-21 - Chicago @ Lincoln Hall @ 7:30PM (BUY!), 18+
Please contact Caroline Creaghead at caroline.creaghead@gmail.com with press inquiries!


NEW ORIGINAL SERIES COMING SOON!

Holy shit 2012 has been a huge year for EIT! Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez! The launch of Sex City! What could possibly be next? How 'bout an original series from the brainz of EIT and Food Party?!

Set in the not-too-distant-post-apocalyptic  future Channel 2020 takes you behind the scenes of RepCo Entertainment Studios as they bring TV and name-brand products back to their recently-scorched Earth! Get ready for the future! Get ready for Channel 2020!

BIG TOUR NEWS IN PITTSBURGH!

Jacob Ciocci (Extreme Animals/Paper Rad) will be opening for EIT! on 4/2 in Pittsburgh at Filmmaker's Melwood Screening Room!

DC & PITTSBURGH SHOWS MOVED! 

Our Washington DC show on 3/16 has been moved to Subterranean A (1432 R ST NW). Our
4/2 Pittsburgh show has been relocated to Pittsburgh Filmmaker's Melwood Screening Room!

ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR!

Are you sitting down? SIT! Good poochie. This is the newziest newz to eva newz! We, here at EIT!, love to tour. We love to tour so much that we book ridiculously long tours that take us to dern near every fucking city in North America! We are so excited to announce the All Dogs Go On Tour tour that we just peed on the rug! We will be in your town with our new movie, DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! This movie truly is a diamond in the ruff! RUFFFFF! For tour updates and deets, check out our DWPW! All Dogs Go On Tour! Facebook page! ARF! You can fetch the new 'live in the fur' shows at:

1/27 - Chicago, IL @ Lincoln Hall (BUY NOW!)
1/28 - Madison, WI @ Project Lodge (817 E. Johnson St)
1/29 - Milwaukee, WI @ River West Public House (815 E Locust St)
1/30 - Minneapolis, MN @ Riverview Theater
1/31 - Iowa City, IA @ Public Space One (129 E. Washington St)
2/1 - St. Louis, MO @ Floating Laboratories Gallery (4528 Ohio St.)
2/2 - Columbia, MO @ RagTag Cinema
2/3 - Wichita, KS @ Murdock theater
2/4 - Denver, CO @ Denver FilmCenter/Colfax
2/6 - Salt Lake City, UT @ TBD
2/7 - Boise, ID @ Neurolux
2/8 - Missoula, MT @ Zoo City Apparel (139 E. Main St)
2/9 - Spokane, WA @ Magic Lantern
2/10 - Seattle, WA @ Central Cinema
2/11 - Vancouver, BC @ Biltmore Cabaret (BUY NOW!)
2/12 - Bellingham, WA @ Pickford Film Center
2/13 - Portland, OR @ Hollywood Theatre
2/14 - Sacramento, CA @ Bows & Arrows (1815 19th St)
2/16 - Oakland, CA @ Starline Social Club (2232 Martin Luther King Jr. Way)
2/17 - San Francisco, CA @ Roxie Theater (Indie Fest)
2/18 - Los Angeles, CA @ Cinefamily (BUY NOW!)
2/19 - Irvine, CA @ UCI (Acrobatics Everyday)
2/21 - San Diego, CA @ Che Cafe (9500 Gilman Dr)
2/23 - Phoenix, AZ @ Filmbar
2/24 - Tucson, AZ @ The Loft
2/25 - Albuquerque, NM @ The Guild
2/27 - Austin, TX @ The Alamo Ritz
2/28 - Austin, TX @ The Alamo Village
2/29 - Denton, TX @ The Rubber Glove Rehearsal Space
3/1 - Dallas, TX @ The Texas Theatre
3/2 - Houston, TX @ Super Happy Fun Land (3801 Polk St)
3/3 - New Orleans, LA @ Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
3/4 - Mobile, AL @ Crescent Theater
3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub (Orange You Glad Festival)
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt Theatre
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ The Fridge (516 ½ 8th St SE) 
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery (405 West Franklin St 3rd FL)
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater @ International House
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space 538 (538 Congress St)
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha (5860 De Lorimier)
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (The Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space (1005 E. Fayette St)
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Garfield Art Works (4931 Penn Ave)
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ The Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema (2051 Rosa Parks)
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ TBD (Hot Lava)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery (57 East Gay St)
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop


 EIT! IS COMING TO IRELAND! via skype


 GOOP of the GODS!
EIT's Commodore Gilgamesh and Bobby Nintendo (the brain behind our DVDs) present GOOP of the GODS! A new series of spiritual wellness videos! They will make you better!
 



THE COMMODORE & GHOULIE NEED UR HELP! 

 

Commodore Gilgamesh and Ghoul Skool have decided to try something that has never been done before and ask; what if this time around we made a movie composed ENTIRELY out of dog related found footage?  What if this magickal movie (made up of thousands of other dog movies) was also a remake of Jodorowsky's 1973 masterpiece, 'The Holy Mountain?'  And what if we went on the road performing an all new live show that picked up where Cirque Du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion left off?  And what if we could reward people who help us make this happen by offering tons of cool stuff in return for their support?  What if we were not kidding about any of this and it actually happened?!  

From what we've seen thus far, we can assure you that the history of cinema is essentially a never ending spiral of World-Pup winning, sunglasses-wearing, murder-solving skateboarding dawgs.  And that is fucking amazing.  

Like everything we do, it's a labor of love.  All we are asking is to help us break even.  We knew from the get-go that thousands of dog-themed VHS tapes, crazy handmade dog costumes, and DVD mass-producing would be pricey, but with your guys' help it could make it all possible a lot sooner and with no compromises.  Plus anyone who donates $20 or more gets something (we think) really cool in return! 

To help, go to 
Thanks dawgggz!


EIT! TAKES OVER YETI MAGAZINE!
Thanks to the coolest dude in the world, Mike McGonigal over at Yeti Publishing, we went apeshit and did 36 PAGES of art, writing, photos, and all sorts of Jerry Maguoria! He even let us do the cover! Order now and be a happier person than you were just moments before!  


EVERTHING IS WHACK!
EIW!, at Chicago's Beauty Bar on Sunday (1/23/11) at 9PM, features a totally radical blend of obscure and off-kilter music mashed with the insanity inducing found footage visual fuckfest of Everything Is Terrible!'s Yonder Vittles, Commodore Gilgamesh, and The Intern. It is guaranteed to be an ear-bleeding, eye-scratching-out, head fuck of a dance party featuring the sounds of Odd Obsessions' UnRad Brian, Ruffy, and Tuffy. Fun, fun, fun!



You should come to this. ARF! ARF!


fuck you... i love you
Hey Cincinnati! EIT! will be screening some mother fucking videos at The Mockbee (2260 Central Parkway) next Saturday (November 27th n' shit!)! It might just be totally sweet n' shit! We'll be slanging some olde shit and some new shit at chaz! So bring yo dicks n' shit! We'll be all up in that piece - dancing n' selling our schwagg n' shit! So wear yo finest sneaks n' shades n' shit! Be there at 8 PM and stay til 2:30 AM cuz all kindz o' shit will be poppin n' dropin' n' shit! It takes $5 and 21 years to get up in that mother fucker n' shit! I hope I just conveyed some pertinent information n' shit!
n' shit!


WHAM CITY COMEDY TOUR!
The wonderful folks at Wham City are doing a comedy tour and it is coming to Chicago on Sunday, November 14th at 9 PM! And motherfucking EIT! is opening for them! Seriously, this is going to be a night that you will feel with all of your being. Either come to The Hideout (354 W Wabansia St) or miss out on the comedic weirdness of David Bowie, Showbeast, Dan Deacon, Egg Schrader (an actual egg), April Camlin, Tim Allen, the Creepers, and so much more. Buy lots of tickets now! Don't forget to bring those fourth and fifth eyes of yers. Oh yeah, and if you don't live in Chicago, go to one of these other places and see this show.


IT'S THE A-KNOP-ALYPSE!



Paul Knop. It sends shivers down the tiny spines of children who dare speak his name. Part man, part vampire, part gym teacher- Kount Knop is a master of the Midwest macabre and his short films will be played this Saturday October 16th at the world famous Cinefamily (co-presented by EIT!)

But that's not all! ROB SCHRAB (Sarah Silverman Program, Scud: The Disposable Assassin) and DAN HARMON (Community) are gonna be there to present and entertain you throughout! If you missed their amazingly crazy show at The Everything Is Festival, then this really is the only way to redeem yourself.

Also, remember THIS? Well, we're doing it. We're playing Chester Turner's SOV classic 'BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL' as part of the same show. Now that's more bang fer 'yer boner.

And tell 'em Ghoul Skool sent ya, and we'll get high and shit. Cause man, this is gonna be laughtasmagorical. Ghouly's also DJing, which is gonna be weird. SEE YOU THERE PUPPIES!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
MORE EIT! LIVE! SHOWS ADDED!

October 19 @ 9 PM 
Chicago, IL
The Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont)
EIT! At The Movies presents Fall Foliage Fun!
With special guest April Camlin!
FREE! (All donations benefit Odd Obsession Video)

October 23 @ 10 PM
Brooklyn, NY
Union Hall
$8 ADV / $10 DOS (BUY NOW!)
(This will be a live show and screening of 2E2T2!)

December 13th @ 9 PM 
Chicago, IL
The Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont)
EIT! At The Movies presents Holidays!
With special guest Al Scorch!
FREE! (All donations benefit Odd Obsession Video)



EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL!

Imagine a weekend where all your fantasies come true. A weekend where you can just be...free. Laugh until your sides literally split open, and feel as cool as a skateboarding, shade-tippin' dog. We're talking about the festival to end all film festivals -- Everything Is Festival! (aka the 10th Annual Gathering Of The Terribles)! For reasons beyond our control (God's plan), we at Cinefamily are giving the found footage freaks... at Everything Is Terrible! free range of the weekend, and letting them do whatever the hell they want (note: we did have to say “no” to the all-night helicopter foam party). This makes it the official L.A. premiere of their latest mash-up feature-length film, 2Everything 2Terrible 2: Tokyo Drift, not to mention some of EIT!’s favorite movies in their uncut glory, plus dance parties, BBQs, a return of the Cinefamily Found Footage Battle Royal, and top-secret über-rare prints from the vaults of Cinefamily and Austin, TX’s famous Alamo Drafthouse! If that wasn't enough to drench your dick, EIT! will also be playing assorted madness from all their favorite pals they've met on their mystical journey: TV Carnage, Waverly Films, Rob Schrab, Black Magic Roller Coaster and tons more! Overall, we promise it will be the most fun you'll ever have at this dump! Think Sundance, but for discerning slobs like you! Swag-bags for folks who buy weekend passes! The only thing we ask is to bring along your old friend...Imagination!

DAY ONE (August 28th):
- Spend the day with EIT! and friends as we play tons of unseen gems, old friends, etc. focusing on KIDS, CHRISTIAN MADNESS, AND BORING STUFF!
- 2Everything 2Terrible 2: Tokyo Drift (official L.A. premiere!)
- Super rare/amazing screening of 'Miami Connection' presented by the world famous ALAMO DRAFHOUSE!
-Total Madness Dance Party (aka Night Of 1000 Duanes!)

DAY TWO (August 29th):
- ALL DAY BBQ!
- Special one-of-a-kind screening with top secret celebrity guests! (you will not want to miss this)
- Found Footage Battle Royale!!!
- epic big-ass shindig to follow!

MORE INFO HERE!


THE BIG TAKEOVER!

We were interviewed by the DC podcast The Big Takeover after our show at Sully's! You can listen to it here! It's season 5, episode 5!

SHOW ADDED IN COLUMBUS!
We've added a 10PM show at Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse in Columbus, OH on 7/10. There will be another showing that night at 11:30PM! O-H!

MOTOR CITY ROCKS!

EIT has formed an unholy alliance with the awesome Motor City Rocks blog for our Detroit show at the Burton Theatre! They are just the nicest folks, so check 'em out, Motor City terriblites!

CLEVELAND TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

Cleveland! Join us this July 16 at the Capitol Theater as we continue the search for the magick crystal! BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE

2 NEW TOUR DATES ADDED!

You can stop holding your breath now, Orlando and San Diego, because EIT is coming to your towns this summer!!!! Just added to 2 Everything 2 Terrible 2 and the Search for the Magick Crystal tour:

August 9, 2010- ORLANDO, FLORIDA
@ Will's Pub (1042 N. Mills Avenue)
8pm $6 advance / $8 door

August 27, 2010- SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
@ Che Cafe (building 161 on the UCSD)
7:30 dinner, 9 pm movie (how romantic!), $6


OUTSIDE THE LOOP RADIO!

Recently Yonder Vittles, the Commodore and Future Schlock sat down with our other favorite dying medium, radio, for an interview with Chicago's own WLUW 88.7! You can listen to the interview on Outside the Loop RADIO episode #193 here (our segment starts at 13:20)


PRESENTING 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2: TOKYO DRIFT!

This is it. It's finally happening. Your entire life has been preparation for the mind-altering truth of 2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift! In their all-new DVD, EIT will lead you on a vision quest through the VHS wilderness to the heart of the American dream. Prepare yourself for racist rabbits, singing babies, perfect killing machines, mid-90's beefcake, and much, much more, including the most adorable Antichrist the world has ever seen! The future is now!

HITS STREETS JULY 2, 2010!