KIDZ KNOW CASH!

What do these kidz know about cash? Everything.

TONIGHT! We are kicking off the Everything Is Festival Portland with EIT! Legends live show at the Hollywood Theatre at 7PM!

DIVORCE CAN BE FUN, KIDS!

WIZARD SCHOOL SUX TOO!

Tonight EIT! Live is in Oakland at The New Parkway at 7PM and 9:30PM!

TEAR IT ALL DOWN!

It's KIDZ WEEK! and the first day of our WEST COAST TOUR! Tonight we're in San Francisco at The Roxie at 8PM!!!!!

KIDZ WEEK!

TOUR STARTS TOMORROW!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup! 

MEMORY HOLE: BUBBLE BABY

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/11 show in Long Beach! GET EM HERE!

I DON'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/8 San Diego show! GET EM HERE!

BIBLE RAPPIN'

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/7 shows in Phoenix! GET EM HERE!

1-900-786-PALS

Our west coast tour is coming sooooo soon! R u ready? Tickets are on sale now for our 6/6 show in Tucson! GET EM HERE!

SOLDIERS OF KOLBY!

Our west coast tour is only one week away! Tickets are on sale now for our 6/5 show in Santa Fe! GET EM HERE!

SOOOOOOOOOON!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup! 

MEMORY HOLE: BUTT JAMMER

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/4 Albuquerque show! GET EM HERE!!!!

DOLPH VS DOLPHIN!

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/3 show in Denver! GET EM HERE!

ATLANTIC CITY SCHOOL OF SLOT THEORY!

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/2 Salt Lake City Show at Brewvies! GET EM HERE!

LEGENDS WEST!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup! 

THE SHIMMY SLIDE

Tickets are on sale now for our 6/1 Boise show at Crazy Horse! Get em here!!!!

WE'RE COMING 2 UR CITY!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup! 

HATS!

We've got hats in our store now! Get em here: http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/product/all-seeing-vhs-eye-hat

MEMORY HOLE: I'M ON THE TV

Tickets are on sale now for our 5/31 Vancouver show at The Rickshaw! GET EM HERE!

EIF: PORTLAND!

It's back, it's in Portland, and it's bigger than ever! Tickets and showtimes available HERE!

 

J BUCKNER "OUT OF SORTS"

I made this music video for J. Buckner! Checkout the new album here!!!!

I DREAM OF URBAN REBOUNDING

Do you dream of urban rebounding? You will after this!!!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tickets are on sale now for our 5/26 Oakland show! GET EM HERE!

HAWAII IN MOTION

Tickets are on sale now for our 5/25 San Francisco show! GET EM HERE!

MUSIC MONDAY: PHISH!

Tickets are on sale now for our Seattle shows on 5/29 and 5/30! GET EM HERE!

LEGENDS TOUR 2.0!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Molly's Kitchen (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup! 

GRAMPA VHS

Dead now.

LES ON LIFE!

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