THIS IS MY STORY

LET'S DRAW!

Loose Meat brings you a tutorial compilation for drawing all your favorite, most hottest celebs for Do A Better Job Week! We had a time constraint so you may have to slow it down to get the finer points, but you get the idea!

PAT O'BRIEN IS A DICK!

YOU SUCK AT SHOOTING HOME VIDEOS! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

DO A BETTER JOB WEEK!

MUSIC MONDAY: DINO JONES

Happy Music Monday! Enjoy this children's song about dinosaurs featuring an robot dinosaur!

WEST COAST LEGENDS TOUR!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)***

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Adelitas Restaurant (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

***Part of Everything Is Festival PDX! Go here for the full lineup! 

MEMORY HOLE: TOAST PART II

BILLY IS TOO HIGH!

Hold on to your Power Morphers!

EARTH DAY AT DISNEY WORLD '95

YOU'RE AN EARTH PERSON

MUSIC MONDAYS: DORA HALL!

LEGENDS WEST COAST TOUR!

5/25 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (TIX)

5/26 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/27 - Nevada City @ Stonehouse Brewery (TIX)

5/28 - Portland @ Hollywood Theatre (TIX)

5/29 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/30 - Seattle @ Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

5/31 - Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

6/1 - Boise @ Crazy Horse (TIX)

6/2 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub (TIX)

6/3 - Denver @ Sie FilmCenter (TIX)

6/4 - Albuquerque @ Guild Cinema (TIX)

6/5 - Santa Fe @ Adelitas Restaurant (TIX)

6/6 - Tucson @ The Loft Cinema (TIX)

6/7 - Phoenix @ Filmbar (7PM TIX + 9:30PM TIX)

6/8 - San Diego @ The Whistle Stop (TIX)

6/11 - Long Beach @ The Art Theatre (TIX)

And our new 3-Disk DVD of 16 hours of our very best shorts from the last 7 years is available now! GET IT HERE!

MEMORY HOLE: THIS IS YOU...

Tickets just went on sale for our 2 days (5/29 and 5/30) of shows at Central Cinema in Seattle! GET EM NOW!!!

MIDDLE SCHOOL SUX

CLASSIC EIT: CUTAWAY!

CALL ME FANTASY!

From the erotic video collection of Ghoul Skool!

MUZIX MUNDAY: FLIGHT 777!

MEMORY HOLE: MIRROR EFFECT

Welcome to the new Memory Hole series, The Island of Original Ideas. Music by Lyra Hill and Nate Young's Regression Nightmare.

MORON MOVIES RETROSPECTIVE!

Please join Ghoul Skool as he hosts the first ever 'Moron Movies' retrospective at PhilaMOCA's Cinedelphia Film Festival! Len Cella is making his first public appearance in decades, and will be sitting down with Mr. Skool discussing his insane carer. If you're in Philly April 24th, DO NOT MISS THIS SHOW! Tickets available here.

STRETCH ARMSTRONG & SUSIE STRETCH - A DAY IN THE LIFE

Ever wonder what it's really like to be our favorite elastic heroes? We've obtained the original, unedited commercials, with audio commentary from the Stretches themselves! Brought to you by Loose Meat.

JEFF & TOMMY PERFORM HUMDINGER!

Classic 1996 Jeff and Tommy. Classic 1996 Sich Mang.

NIGHT OF THE BLOOD FREAKS

Be sure to see Grimy Ghost! LIVE this Thursday at 8pm at STAGEStheatre in Fullerton, CA. Event info HERE!

MUSIC MONDAYS: KIDZ R PUPPETS!

Welcome to Music Mondays! We're real pumped to start this new series here at EIT! Finally a reason to live! We're gonna post a new, unedited song every Monday until The End! So enjoy and STAY ALIVE!
Love Always,
Commodore Gilgamesh!

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL: PORTLAND!

It's really real! http://hollywoodtheatre.org/everything-is-festival-portland/

Here’s this year’s amazing lineup:
Thursday, May 28 – Sunday, May 31, 24/7:
Ace Hotel Arcade
Thursday, May 28:
7:00pm – Everything Is Terrible! Legends
9:30pm – Salute Your Shorts Cast & Crew Reunion
11:30pm – Opening Night Party with DJ Douggpound and Brent Weinbach at Nemo Design
Friday, May 29:
7:00pm – Lil Bub & Friends LIVE!
9:30pm – B-Movie Bingo presents OMEGA COP with Ron Marchini in person!
11:00pm – PowerPoint Karaoke hosted by Andrew Michaan featuring Brent Weinbach and Friends at Bunk Bar
Saturday, May 30:
12:00pm – Lil Bub Meet & Greet
12:00pm – She Shreds presents: What is a Woman: Feminism, Punk, and the In-Between with Kate Nash and more TBA
5:00pm – Found Crap with Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab
7:00pm – HOUSE PARTY with Kid N’ Play in person
9:30pm – House Party Pajama Jammy Jam with performances by Kid N’ Play and Mix Master Mike at Star Theater
Sunday, May 31:
12:00pm – Hip Hop & Comics: Cultures Combine
2:00pm – Just Between Us with Gaby Dunn & Allison Raskin
5:00pm – Wham City!
7:00pm – Harmontown LIVE!
9:30pm – Lance Bangs Presents (Keynote Speaker)
Monday, June 1:
8:00pm – Greg Barris’ “Mind Warriors” with special live interview guest Andrew W.K. at Star Theater
- See more at: http://hollywoodtheatre.org/everything-is-festival-portland/#sthash.NpQsRRQ8.dpuf

Here’s this year’s amazing lineup:
Thursday, May 28 – Sunday, May 31, 24/7:
Ace Hotel Arcade
Thursday, May 28:
7:00pm – Everything Is Terrible! Legends
9:30pm – Salute Your Shorts Cast & Crew Reunion
11:30pm – Opening Night Party with DJ Douggpound and Brent Weinbach at Nemo Design
Friday, May 29:
7:00pm – Lil Bub & Friends LIVE!
9:30pm – B-Movie Bingo presents OMEGA COP with Ron Marchini in person!
11:00pm – PowerPoint Karaoke hosted by Andrew Michaan featuring Brent Weinbach and Friends at Bunk Bar
Saturday, May 30:
12:00pm – Lil Bub Meet & Greet
12:00pm – She Shreds presents: What is a Woman: Feminism, Punk, and the In-Between with Kate Nash and more TBA
5:00pm – Found Crap with Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab
7:00pm – HOUSE PARTY with Kid N’ Play in person
9:30pm – House Party Pajama Jammy Jam with performances by Kid N’ Play and Mix Master Mike at Star Theater
Sunday, May 31:
12:00pm – Hip Hop & Comics: Cultures Combine
2:00pm – Just Between Us with Gaby Dunn & Allison Raskin
5:00pm – Wham City!
7:00pm – Harmontown LIVE!
9:30pm – Lance Bangs Presents (Keynote Speaker)
Monday, June 1:
8:00pm – Greg Barris’ “Mind Warriors” with special live interview guest Andrew W.K. at Star Theater
- See more at: http://hollywoodtheatre.org/everything-is-festival-portland/#sthash.NpQsRRQ8.dpuf

Here’s this year’s amazing lineup:
Thursday, May 28 – Sunday, May 31, 24/7:
Ace Hotel Arcade
Thursday, May 28:
7:00pm – Everything Is Terrible! Legends
9:30pm – Salute Your Shorts Cast & Crew Reunion
11:30pm – Opening Night Party with DJ Douggpound and Brent Weinbach at Nemo Design
Friday, May 29:
7:00pm – Lil Bub & Friends LIVE!
9:30pm – B-Movie Bingo presents OMEGA COP with Ron Marchini in person!
11:00pm – PowerPoint Karaoke hosted by Andrew Michaan featuring Brent Weinbach and Friends at Bunk Bar
Saturday, May 30:
12:00pm – Lil Bub Meet & Greet
12:00pm – She Shreds presents: What is a Woman: Feminism, Punk, and the In-Between with Kate Nash and more TBA
5:00pm – Found Crap with Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab
7:00pm – HOUSE PARTY with Kid N’ Play in person
9:30pm – House Party Pajama Jammy Jam with performances by Kid N’ Play and Mix Master Mike at Star Theater
Sunday, May 31:
12:00pm – Hip Hop & Comics: Cultures Combine
2:00pm – Just Between Us with Gaby Dunn & Allison Raskin
5:00pm – Wham City!
7:00pm – Harmontown LIVE!
9:30pm – Lance Bangs Presents (Keynote Speaker)
Monday, June 1:
8:00pm – Greg Barris’ “Mind Warriors” with special live interview guest Andrew W.K. at Star Theater
- See more at: http://hollywoodtheatre.org/everything-is-festival-portland/#sthash.NpQsRRQ8.dpuf

Here’s this year’s amazing lineup:
Thursday, May 28 – Sunday, May 31, 24/7:
Ace Hotel Arcade
Thursday, May 28:
7:00pm – Everything Is Terrible! Legends
9:30pm – Salute Your Shorts Cast & Crew Reunion
11:30pm – Opening Night Party with DJ Douggpound and Brent Weinbach at Nemo Design
Friday, May 29:
7:00pm – Lil Bub & Friends LIVE!
9:30pm – B-Movie Bingo presents OMEGA COP with Ron Marchini in person!
11:00pm – PowerPoint Karaoke hosted by Andrew Michaan featuring Brent Weinbach and Friends at Bunk Bar
Saturday, May 30:
12:00pm – Lil Bub Meet & Greet
12:00pm – She Shreds presents: What is a Woman: Feminism, Punk, and the In-Between with Kate Nash and more TBA
5:00pm – Found Crap with Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab
7:00pm – HOUSE PARTY with Kid N’ Play in person
9:30pm – House Party Pajama Jammy Jam with performances by Kid N’ Play and Mix Master Mike at Star Theater
Sunday, May 31:
12:00pm – Hip Hop & Comics: Cultures Combine
2:00pm – Just Between Us with Gaby Dunn & Allison Raskin
5:00pm – Wham City!
7:00pm – Harmontown LIVE!
9:30pm – Lance Bangs Presents (Keynote Speaker)
Monday, June 1:
8:00pm – Greg Barris’ “Mind Warriors” with special live interview guest Andrew W.K. at Star Theater
- See more at: http://hollywoodtheatre.org/everything-is-festival-portland/#sthash.NpQsRRQ8.dpuf

MEMORY HOLE: THE POWER OF THE DARK LORD

Music by Aaron Dilloway

LOOSE MEAT EXPOSE SATANIC LUCERFERIAN ILLUMINATI HOLLYWOOD CHEMTRAILS, VOL. 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Loose Meat's exposition of exposés exposing the Satanic Hollywood Cabal continues with Vol. 2: The Hollywood Redlist. Which includes pretty much everyone ever, plus a few others. Seriously, you should watch, you might be on it.

SATANISM UNMASKED!

Carman, Blaine and The Devil!

SATANISM UNMASKED! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.