GET RICH QUICK WITH DRUG WAR SPOILS!

Join us for more get-rich-quick quackery next week as Future Schlock and Defenestrator III present HOW TO MAKE MORE MONEY! Hosted by our genius co-producer Ian Abramson and featuring Chicago's finest financial gurus/broke comedians! Take charge of your financial future and join us next Thursday, June 12 at The Hungry Brain (2319 W. Belmont)! 9pm! FREE!