The Crusades meet suburbia...? Yikes. Glad I live in the 'hood.
Oh, they'll get ya in the 'hood, too. Didn't you know? You "don't have a choice!"
The Prince of Peace warmly requests that you accept Him as your savior. He cordially asks that you love others, and when you are slapped across the face, offer the other cheek to be struck as well. Never judge anyone as we are all human...But if you turn down this request...ha ha...welllll...--Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...
I just want to see you get saved! PUNCH!Well.
Thou shalt beat you senseless until ye love you! - Some where in the Bible
Jesus kicks ASS!
His evangelistic zeal is admirable....
This seems to be the missing link between the New Testaments lovey-doveyness and Old Testaments thirst for violence.
I'm gonna save the FUCK out of you!I'm gonna save your fucking teeth out!
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