...in that we poop toxins out of our feet!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
PEOPLE ARE LIKE TREES...
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6 comments :
These must be popular with Scientologists.
Yes, this is pure crap.
Incidentally, this is no Japanese reflexological secret.
In fact, the Chinese characters above KINOKI (木樹液) would be pronounced bokuju-eki or mokuju-eki (literally, tree-tree-liquid).
"Kinoki" would mean, I guess, "tree of the tree?"
Bad Japanese and a bad product.
Part of me fears this is real and we're all fools for ignoring the warning.
Those actually do absorb toxins...from the skin in your feet.
Fortunately I have kidneys and a liver, and they remove the toxins from the living tissue in my body. Science!
I was skeptical until I saw those persuasive bar-graph stats, hard to argue with rigorous independent research like that.
Am I exposed to unavoidable toxins? Nope, I've avoided those.
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