Friday, December 05, 2008

GOD BLESS THE NON-BELIEVERS...

...for without them, Christians would stop making videos like these.

An ex-biker pirate performs an autopsy for kids from the same kids show as "God is Not a Child Abuser."



No suicide pact will stop Freedom Village USA:

17 comments :

FrequencyDown said...

Christ, I love this blog!

Wiener Patrol said...

Where we're going, we don't NEED suicide pacts...

Anonymous said...

Was that the Back to the Future theme?

TheDLF said...

un
be
lievable

What exactly did the suicide pact story have to do with their ministry??

MikeG said...

I could have sworn I heard one of the kids say "Yes" real quick when they were asked if they were beaten....

Claire said...

Just skimming thru the archives... yes that definitely IS the Back to the Future theme!

Michelle Wood said...

Hwhiskey has no place in hworship

Michelle Wood said...

Wait...They rated it or raided it?
A home for troubled young people... does he mean, like, a group home? A juvenile detention facility? An underage crack house?

I would take any of those if it meant it wouldn't have to live with the constant threat of physical punishment from Captain Kangaroo. Poor Maggie.

Anonymous said...

These aren't up anymore, which makes me sad.

Future Schlock said...

We had a small scare involving YouTube and some vocal, easily offended Christians, so we've set these videos to "private" for a little while. They will be back.

JRH said...

That guy swallowed a beer can and a cigarette pack whole. No wonder he died.

That autopsy was featured in a Godstuff segment on "The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn."

Anonymous said...

Autopsy guy is so right. Wine has no place in worship and should under no circumstances be called the blood of Christ.

M.E. said...

Bring back the secret video!

Robert said...

And I though Christians didn't like defiling bodies

Anonymous said...

Hold on, someone is coming over so I need to put more water in the soup...

DavidGC said...

Christianity: Judgmentalism doesn't have to stop just because somebody's dead.

And by the way.... Great. Now I get to look forward to some guy with warts on his fingers digging through my corpse.

Anonymous said...

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Freedom Village."

Fair use, motherfuckers!