KISSING IS THE GATEWAY TO HELL!

Courtesy of the DEEPER UNDERSTANDING COLLECTION

T H E G R E A T S A T A N SALES BEGIN TODAY!

Pre-sales begin today for our newest release, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, which is comprised of over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes! Get it on DVD or VHS here, and as a download here!

And see it live with an all new live show at one of our upcoming tour dates:

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)

2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)

2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)

2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)

2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)

2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)

2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar

2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)

2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)

2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)

2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Collectivo (TIX)

2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)

2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)

2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)

2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)

2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)

2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)

2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)

3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)

3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)

3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)

3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)

3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)

3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)

3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)

3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)

3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)

3/10 - Athens - Cine (TIX)

3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)

3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)

3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)

3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)

3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)

3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)

3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)

3/18 - San Antonio - Paper Tiger (TIX)

3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)

3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)

3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)

3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)

3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)

3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)

3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)

3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)

3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH 666?

MUSIC MONDAY: DO THE ELECTRIC SLIDE!

memory hole - how much longer do i have to stay here?

Music by AJA

LEARN AT EVERY TURN!

Courtesy of LOOSEMEAT

T H E G R E A T S A T A N

Our newest movie, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, is comprised of over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes! Get it on DVD, VHS, and download on 2/9 and see it in the melting flesh with an all-new live show!

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)

2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)

2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)

2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)

2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)

2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)

2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar

2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)

2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)

2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)

2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Collectivo (TIX)

2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)

2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)

2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)

2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)

2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)

2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)

2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)

3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)

3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)

3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)

3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)

3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)

3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)

3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)

3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)

3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)

3/10 - Athens - Cine (TIX)

3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)

3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)

3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)

3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)

3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)

3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)

3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)

3/18 - San Antonio - Paper Tiger (TIX)

3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)

3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)

3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)

3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)

3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)

3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)

3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)

3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)

3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)

Please bring your offerings to the Jerry Pyramid when T H E G R E A T S A T A N comes to your town!

SIGN OF THE TIMES - 1996!

MIRACLE WATER!

KIDS SHREDDING DAT DANCE FLOOR!

EVOLUTION OF IDIOT CREEP MAN

TIME CHANGER!

A biblical scholar from the 19th century travels to the future only to find himself in a Christ-less urban hellscape. Courtesy of This American Drew

OBSESSED CATERPILLAR STALKS BUTTERFLY!

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost

MUSIC THAT'S ACTUALLY FUN!

FUCKING PIZZAS!

MEDITATE ON THE MOUSE!

A new episode of Magic Mouse has finally arrived courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd ! Check it out here: https://youtu.be/hOoy9sxzK2A

START DANCING WITH JUMP 5!

Courtesy of The Island of Misfit Tapes​!

T H E G R E A T S A T A N on VHS!

Our newest movie, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, is comprised of over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes! Get it on DVD, VHS, and download on 2/9 and see it in the melting flesh with an all-new live show!

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)

2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)

2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)

2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)

2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)

2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)

2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar

2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)

2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)

2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)

2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Collectivo (TIX)

2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)

2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)

2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)

2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)

2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)

2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)

2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)

3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)

3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)

3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)

3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)

3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)

3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)

3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)

3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)

3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)

3/10 - Athens - Cine

3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)

3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)

3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)

3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)

3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)

3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)

3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)

3/18 - San Antonio - Paper Tiger

3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)

3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)

3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)

3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)

3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)

3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)

3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)

3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)

3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)

Please bring your offerings to the Jerry Pyramid when T H E G R E A T S A T A N comes to your town!

VHS cover art was designed by Jess Johnson (@flesh_dozer on Instagram)

GOD LOVES GUNS

ALIENZ!

Our government has publicly released a small bit of footage revealing unexplainable phenomena in the skies, possibly alien. But over at EIT! we've got stacks of tapes with more evidence than the human mind can comprehend! WE WANT YOU TO BELIVE! Courtesy of SpookyTooth!

THAT'S MY BOY!

EIT! contributor, @eloyvseloy, is watching 1 Adam Sandler movie every day for a year and started noticing a pattern. Follow his journey at #YearOfSandler

NEW YEAR SALE!

25% OFF everything in our store! Use the promo code 2018SUX here: http://www.everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com Sale ends Friday!

T H E G R E A T S A T A N

The newest Everything Is Terrible! movie and live show, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, is coming to you! Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the EIT! event nearest you!

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)

2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)

2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)

2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)

2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)

2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)

2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar

2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)

2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)

2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)

2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Collectivo (TIX)

2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)

2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)

2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)

2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)

2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)

2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)

2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)

3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)

3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)

3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)

3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)

3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)

3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)

3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)

3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)

3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)

3/10 - Athens - Cine

3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)

3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)

3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)

3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)

3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)

3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)

3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)

3/18 - San Antonio - TBD

3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)

3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)

3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)

3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)

3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)

3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)

3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)

3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)

3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)