It's true, I've been milking my dog whenever I get thirsty, and I've made far fewer than 5000 trips to the grocery store since I started! I'm not completely sure how to drink water off the narrator's naked body, if that's what he's referring to, but I'm sure I could cut down trips even more!
I know they've been tapping our phones and email, but now we learn that the NSA has been part of the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
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It's true, I've been milking my dog whenever I get thirsty, and I've made far fewer than 5000 trips to the grocery store since I started! I'm not completely sure how to drink water off the narrator's naked body, if that's what he's referring to, but I'm sure I could cut down trips even more!
I know they've been tapping our phones and email, but now we learn that the NSA has been part of the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
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