Tuesday, December 31, 2013

RIP 2013: YONDER VITTLES!!!

Vintage Healthscare! Queer Theory?!?!?! Doing the Lordz work in Africa.

Monday, December 30, 2013

R.I.P. 2013: DEFENESTRATOR III









Friday, December 27, 2013

THE ORCHID MYSTIQUE

Orchids is a religion!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Friday, December 20, 2013

JAMMIN WITH JERRY!

Welcome to the wonderful mind of Robot Kid.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

ROLLIN'... 4 DEEP

THE HOLIDAY TOUR IS PASSING THROUGH MARFA, TEXAS TONIGHT AT 10PM FOR A FREE SHOW AT PADRES! IT'S FREE!

Here is the latest masterpiece from 23 Wolves!

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU -- FROM US -- VIA SEARS

The Holiday Tour goes walkin' in Memphis tonight (8PM) at the Hi-Tone Cafe! If you are 18 and older (and are in walking distance to Memphis), buy your tickets now! Meanwhile... meet Mike and Moira.

Monday, December 16, 2013

3 MIN BLACK BELT ANGELS

BIRMINGHAM! Spread the joy this holiday season by taking your loved ones to see the Holiday Tour at the Bottletree TONIGHT at 8PM! Tickets available now! Video by Paul Kersey Jr.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

HOLIDAY TOUR 2013 - WEEK 2!


We've only got one week of shows left! Don't miss out! 

12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight - 9PM - Free!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)



Friday, December 13, 2013

CULTURE WAR X-MAS!



Savannah tonite at Graveface Records! Our holiday special live show x-mas spectacular x-plosion comes to you at 10pm! Seeya there!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

GET YOUR FIX OF 'BAD RAP'



If you want more, go here and get an instant download! tinyurl.com/nvmh8xj

Or, if you like to touch things, get the DVD here, which includes 'Comic Relief Zero!' as well!  That's two movies in one, plus our 50% off all DVD sale is still going strong!  

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

ONCE IN A LIFETIME: CO-ED CALL GIRL!



The boys are in sunny Florida this week (See them tonight at Will's Pub in Orlando!!!), but here in frigid Chicago we're getting ready for the newest installment of ONCE IN A LIFETIME at Lincoln Hall

Join us NEXT WEDNESDAY, December 18th as we celebrate high-class hookin' and heavy lip liner with the infamous CO-ED CALL GIRL! Featuring Katie McVay, Andy Fleming and Kristin Clifford makin' funnies into microphones! Show starts at 8pm!  GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



Tonight! Tampa! Us! Live! At Crowbar! 7:30PM! Come on!

Monday, December 09, 2013

DANTE'S "COMPUTER XMAS CAPER!"

We're in Gainesville TONIGHT @ The Wooly, 8pm sharp. BE THERE!!!

Saturday, December 07, 2013

HOLIDAY TOUR 2013 - WEEK 1


We've already had amazing shows in San Antonio and Austin! But, my god, this week is packed with great cities to visit! Come see us if you can! Here are the remaining dates:

12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land - 8PM
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia - 7PM (BUY NOW)
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly - 8PM
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar - 7:30PM (BUY NOW)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun Ray Cinema - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight - 9PM - Free!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)

Friday, December 06, 2013

KORN! UNAUTHORIZED!


From the 23 Wolves collection!

The Holiday Special tour rages on, folks Tonight we come back to one of the greatest cities this world ever spit out, Austin, TX @ Marchesa Hall - 10PM (BUY NOW)

Thursday, December 05, 2013

EIT! HOLIDAY TOUR 2013 STARTS TODAY!

Everything Is Terrible! is taking the latest rendition of our beloved Holiday Special on tour in the South! B there! First stop: San Antonio @ Hi-Tones! TONIGHT AT 10PM!

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Sunday, December 01, 2013

4 DAYZ TILL TERRIBLE-MAS!

Our holiday tour starts 12/5!!!!!!

Holiday Tour 2013!

12/5 - San Antonio @ Hi-Tones - 10PM
12/6 - Austin @ Marchesa Hall - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land - 8PM
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia - 7PM (BUY NOW)
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly - 8PM
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar - 7:30PM (BUY NOW)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun Ray Cinema - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight - 9PM - Free!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)