Tuesday, June 04, 2013

STAGE MOM FRIGHT

If you ever see this kid on the street, DO NOT make eye contact with him or ask him about this video. The poor guy has suffered enough.

13 comments :

Anonymous said...

The sound you hear before your brutal rape: "Hi, I'm Zach..."

--Sgt. M

Anonymous said...

If they're is any cosmic justice, the kid grows up to be a fierce drag queen.

Unknown said...

The men in the van had tried everything to coax the Shonda out of her den, but never anything so inhumane as the lure of her own young. As evidenced by this footage, Shondas are notorious for devouring their own offspring. Everyone knew that Zach was the final option, but only Zach could admit it.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love those crowd shots. Each had maybe one person who looked interested.

mangle jangles said...

Sorry to disappoint; I was hoping for fierce drag queen, too. Everything IS terrible. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150239402486316&set=pb.58637741315.-2207520000.1370405004

Anonymous said...

Good job Mangle Jangles. Who knows what secrets a person's hard drive holds? Zach is no different...especially since he's a Christian.

--Sgt. M



Dave said...

Who knows how much therapy was used to make it all the more better then?

23 Wolves said...

I'm glad you accepted my Chonda Pierce VHS because I really didn't want it in my house anymore.

mellowcheddar said...

Could her laughter be any faker?

Anonymous said...

I was actually enjoying her singing, to be honest.

Ravenhallow said...

Wait, is this the same lady who did the Girl's Night Out song?!

WrongMan said...

Oh yes it is Raven. And no, 23 Wolves -- I'm glad.

WrongMan said...

Oh yes it is Raven. And no, 23 Wolves -- I'm glad.