Thursday, March 07, 2013

GOD'S RAPPIN' CAPTAIN!

27 comments :

Andy said...

I think you mean "God's Rappin First Officer".

andiepants said...

An old boyfriend of mine was a chiropractor and he treated Carman once when he rolled through our city on tour. My ex said that this Carman guy also wanted one of his female backup dancers treated for free, and my ex wasn't having it. During the visit, my ex also surmised that Carman was "diddling" (his word) said backup dancer, but I don't know how he came to that conclusion.

And I never ever thought I'd have an occasion to relay that story, but there you go.

Yonder Vittles said...

Wow! Thanks @andiepants for the inside Carman scoop! He seems like a real dancer diddler.

Anonymous said...

No loving God could allow this to exist.

Anonymous said...

Blocked by EMI in my country on copyright grounds. (T_T)

Anonymous said...

Do they understand a pentagram is not a "satanic" symbol?

Moshugaani said...

No they don't.

Anonymous said...

Oxygen deprivation is a hell of a drug.

Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens died and yet this man lives...

--Sgt. M

Anonymous said...

Oh dear God...I promoted this record.

I am profoundly sorry...

mary said...

those angel mimes can DANCE

Voracious_Boot said...

I would convert due to that huge black guy alone. He is FILLED with joy.

But I'll keep my pentagram on for now.

Henry_Slinkman said...

So it was the giant dancers in the sky that made that guy convert?

Anonymous said...

I remember watching this ironically with my cool friends in my 20's. Now I see it again alone on EIT. Maybe I have it wrong, and THEIR GOD IS THE COOL ONE?!?

Brakes Hot said...

I remember watching this ironically with my cool friends in my 20's. Now I see it again alone on EIT. Maybe I have it wrong, and THEIR GOD IS THE COOL ONE?!?

You're All Welcome.

Carmen! said...

I this , and ironically with cool THEIR in my 20's. Now I see again alone on EIT. Maybe I have it my wrong IS THE COOL ONE?!?

You're watching Welcome.

Dave said...

A CGI jet powered gooney bird in which the interior is made out of some kind of wood like substance? That's really putting your faith into it.

Dave said...

Did they get the inspiration from watching Airplane and figured it was a sign then?

Matt Tonges said...

theres at least 20 more music videos carmen does, i hope you guys find and mess with more of his stuff.

Anonymous said...

oh man yeah, in the first few seconds when I saw Carman in the co-pilots seat, I knew my day was made.

By the way, you realize EIT could fill up a hefty few months worth of programming just running Carman videos right? Mine that goldmine. And maybe some more Kent Hovind too.

Anonymous said...

Very Terrible!

mellowcheddar said...

Am I the only one here who noticed how similar the dancing angels'(?) scenes looked to the "Miracles" video ICP put out? Where they're flying around in front of volcanoes and stuff?

Bob said...

EIT needs more Carman!

Yonder Vittles said...

@mellowcheddar this video absolutely paved the way for Miracles.

Matt said...

Nice way to rip off Negativland's "Hell Bound Plane" Carmen...

Ravenhallow said...

A perfect, musical time capsule of terrible.

Anonymous said...

This is one plane I would like to see ji-had'd into the side of a building. Kinda surprised Rick Ross was able to sneak onboard though...

boblog said...

Were they aware of the fact that the "satanist" on board the ship was only seated in Row 666 completely arbitrarily and through no fault of his own?