Friday, March 08, 2013
FOREVER BURNING
Ever had a bad hair day times ten million?
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Paul Kersey Jr.
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A young Paul Kersey posted this at 4:20am. I find it very appropriate because I'm forever burning one watching these videos with a death wish, hoping someday I can take the eternity needed to say, "HELP! IT HURTS SO MUCH! AHHH! IT'S REALLY REALLY PAINFUL! OW! I'M FOREVER BURNING! OW!"
Judging from the wormhole, this must be from when the Sliders gang visit an alternate universe where the sun is much closer to Earth than in our universe, and they instantly burn to death. Also, on that Earth dinosaurs still exist, men get pregnant instead of women, and Nazis rule the United States because the Allies lost WWII. I think it's a two-part episode.
But if you're burning forever, won't you eventually get used to it, like a sauna?
No, you won't ever get used to it, cause their ever-loving god of infinite compassion and mercy will make sure you don't.
He loves you, but if you use the brain He gave you, bad hair day times a million. Its pretty simple yet explains all the mysteries of the Universe. I mean, c'mon!
The effeminate man being struck by lightening through the phone is serious stuff people. There are some that will find this hilarious as shit. God help you. If you don't believe in the power of Christ, then maybe it will come as a surprise to learn that the man was black before he was electrocuted.
Ha ha! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of Sliders when the wormhole tunnel showed up.
I exploded and then woke up in Multicultural General Hospital emergency room.
The phone guy looked like Dave Chapelle when he was dressed like Prince.
Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...
Forever burning, huh? Burning, like, 4:20? Or burning, like, "You pick up the hotdogs and I'll get the stuff for the s'mores?"
The only tunnel I go through leads to an Alchemist.
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