Friday, May 25, 2012

OBEY!

TGIF!

22 comments :

Eighth Street said...

"Fuck free world" Galatians 3:13

Anonymous said...

@ Eighth Street: Actually, that's Numbers 16, where YHWH personally kills 250 people who suggested democracy.

Anonymous said...

Damn those kids sure do love galoshes.

Anonymous said...

Garanimals 2:27 says...

"Thou shalt not wear adornment with logos. Stripes are fine."

Dave said...

Pastels make you obey!

Anonymous said...

when do they sing about a guy being cursed because his dad saw his drunk grandpa nekkid, and i imagine he's like "what?" or the one about the daughters and their drunk dad, minus curse.

i like the bible as much as the next guy, it's a great book, really, i've read it all, but you don't hear much singing and rejoicing over these passages.

noah, noah, noah, naked in a tent
glug, glug, glug, had too much he's spent
...

Anonymous said...

I've never heard anyone pronounce Galatians that way. As for the songs themselves, I don't even know where to begin.

Anonymous said...

My favorite book of the Bibul is Numbers...
"...and Hebar begat Hemar, who begat Amar, who begat Zobar..."

Etc. Etc.

I find great comfort in this timeless truth and wisdom. As true today as it was in the time of Ramok...and Zophedia...and Shtemlo...

Anonymous said...

I love it when xtians shriek about liberals 'indoctrinating' children. God-botherers shove their Lord and Savior down every kids' throat from the moment they get popped out the punani.

Anonymous said...

I think they were saying Colossians rather than Galatians.

Regardless, let's not blame the children. They were only saying what their young, supple minds were indoctrinated to say. Other than that they seemed like fairly well-rounded kids.

Anonymous said...

Christianity is a delightful rainbow of whitewashed cultures. Think of what a better world it would be if everyone would just obey.

Anonymous said...

That one fat kid looked pretty sinister, you ask me...bet he's the bully in his class, smiling when the adults are around, administering titty twisters and unflattering nicknames otherwise.

Anonymous said...

Fuckin' made me nauseated. You did your work well GS!

Ravenhallow said...

This is... a treasure. When are they going to make catchy songs about my favourite Bible passage, 2 Kings 2:23-24?

Anonymous said...

This was a favorite tape of Shepard Fairey when he was a kid.

mellowcheddar said...

Colossans? Galatians? Gimmie Leviticus. That whole book is just a list of reasons to fuck with somebody.

Anonymous said...

damn ...

Anonymous said...

galoshes galoshes galoshes galoshes galoshes galoshes galoshes galoshes galoshes galoshes galoshes galoshes

obey galoshes!
obey galoshes!
obey galoshes!

Voracious_Boot said...

It's 3:13. You know what that means. Octoberfest hats and Oompah music. Awww yeeaaahhh!

Anonymous said...

Tropical island music is the Devil's music.

mary said...

Judgement Day. MILK AND COOKIES FOR EVERYONE.

Trish said...

Of all the religious children's shows you've found, EIT, this one just might be the most fascinating*. Like, do they have a tape for every book in the Bible? That could get very interesting very quickly.

* - Though it could have used more cheap-ass puppets and people in terrifying animals costumes.