Friday, May 11, 2012

DUANEGEIST

It's time to wake up.

It's time to ignore the history They want you to believe and realize that Duane is alive, and we WILL find him.

26 comments :

Torin Golding said...

Duane!!!!

Dave said...

If you see him make sure that you start him on a twelve step program on pastel withdrawal!

Matt said...

I expect a Duane hologram then next time EIT Live does a tour...

Neptune said...

I'm 100% Duane listens to Major Lazer, too.

Anonymous said...

Stop asking questions EIT. Go home to your wife and kids before it's too late. You have no idea what you're messing with.

A said...

A fuxking revelation. A being so smooth he's probably dead by now.

mellowcheddar said...

Time to start a Kickstarter fund so the EiT staff can pay for a Intelius search.

Henry_Slinkman said...

I'M A DUANE-IAC!!!!!

Ravenhallow said...

The world may never know...

Anonymous said...

Duane was an inside job!

Anonymous said...

The dancefloor looks like the set of Bright Lights, Big City for Kids. Duane got the part played by michael j. fox?

Keisha said...

Time to call Interpol.

Anonymous said...

Nobody puts Duane in a corner...

Anonymous said...

Didnt Duane attend one of the EIT evvents irl?

Anonymous said...

I think we should just let the Duane myth be and remember him for how he use to be. There's nothing more disappointing than having reality trump our fond memories of the Duane we all know and love. Let the myth be. Don't say I didn't warn you when you end up finding mid-40 year old divorced and slightly balding accountant living somewhere in Delaware. There's no way his current life can live up to this hype.

Anonymous said...

Fascinating accounts of a life well lived!

Anonymous said...

Like newly found JFK assassination footage.

Anonymous said...

I'm about the same era as the kids in the video. Why wasn't anyone giving me blow and letting me go to the clubs when I was 11?!

Crafty Andy said...

"I think we should just let the Duane myth be and remember him for how he use to be. There's nothing more disappointing than having reality trump our fond memories of the Duane we all know and love. Let the myth be. Don't say I didn't warn you when you end up finding mid-40 year old divorced and slightly balding accountant living somewhere in Delaware. There's no way his current life can live up to this hype."

That possibility is even more of reason to find him.

Anonymous said...

WANTED: Someone to find Duane with me. This is not a joke. You get paid after we get Duane back. Must bring your own weapons. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.

Evan Carlsen said...

At one point in time Duane and his parents had to sign a release form so that his face could get used as part of the program. What was the name of the program? Which companies were involved with its production? Is there anything that might suggest a date, time, or location of the shooting? Someone out there has held that release form. Find that person. Find the document. Find Duane. I expect a reply. Not because I want to know, but because we all deserve to know

Anonymous said...

HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW HIS NAME IS SPELLED AS "DUANE"? WHAT IF IT'S SPELLED AS "DWAYNE"? WHAT IF THAT'S NOT EVEN REAL NAME!? HAVE YOU EVEN THOUGHT THIS THROUGH, EIT?!

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure that's the fight music from the Nintendo DS game Anno 1701, obscure but fine choice.

JamesURLJones said...

I think Duane grew up to be Jeff from this video. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d53_1232814368

Anonymous said...

I know who he is...went to high school with him...he lives near me...

Anonymous said...

Bull shit. Proof mother fucker, for the good of the world.