Monday, October 31, 2011

MY GRANDPA IS A VAMPIRE

22 comments :

Anonymous said...

Grandpa Cougar?

Anonymous said...

Wait until you meet Uncle Herman.

Anonymous said...

I love how in any movie, in order to "fit in" all you need are some cool shades!

Anonymous said...

This is literally the worst.

J.C. said...

I had trouble telling Al Lewis and that old woman apart from each other.

Nic said...

I watched this when I was 10. lol

Anonymous said...

A Huge Surprise For Justin Bieber's Superfan is in the related videos. Are you trying to tell me something, EIT?

McDooDoo said...

Those kids are Duane'n out at 1:53!

Anonymous said...

Wuere gaoing tue ua puarty!

Gotta love these Australians. Grandpa couldn't be creepier if he molested those kids.

Not because he's a vampire though.

Ryan said...

So this is McDonald's vampire companion piece to Mac & Me?

Anonymous said...

New Zealand is full of elderly Jewish American vampires.

Anonymous said...

Australian: no.
New Zealander: yes.

Ravenhallow said...

I want my grandpa to come back as a vampire. That would rock.

Jim Buchanan said...

My grandfather is on social security and medicare. He is the truest form of being a Vampire in America. Goddamn Liberal!

Elyse said...

@Ryan I was thinking the exact same thing. I think a McDonalds endorsement has officially become the trademark of every terrible kids' movie of the late '80s and early '90s.

Anonymous said...

"It was those beautiful boys that gave me life."

Anonymous said...

That guy driving the car looks like the disapproving old Hobbit from Lord of the Rings.

Nate said...

No old man should ever tell 2 boys he likes to play the "magic flute".

Anonymous said...

PEDO-VAMPIRE

Anonymous said...

someone didn't tell Grandpa Munster that the rest of the Munsters moved out a looong time ago.

Kristilrose said...

I want a pyrotechnic grandpa

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