Thursday, January 15, 2009

SATAN'S TOP 40

Did you know that all popular music is actually written by Satan?

24 comments :

William said...

Anyone with a gram of discernment can see that it's ultimately ass. No black magic or wild sex rituals are necessary.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, what IS wrong with that man?

Mars said...

I don't know, but he looks quasi-rock with that hippy hair and pube 'stache.

Anonymous said...

oh, we offended the child molesters?

GOOD!

marahe said...

when i think of satanic music, i think of huey lewis and the news.

MadCatJoey said...

Fleetwood Mac? I thought Billy Joel was the devil.

stexe said...

They could've gone the easy route with Ozzy, but instead they pegged Mick Fleetwood as possessed by the Devil. I admire that.

Anonymous said...

I always thought you'd have to be possessed by Satan to enjoy Fleetwood Mac... this confirms it.

Anonymous said...

Man, I remember this infochrist prorgram.
This would be broadcast late at night on whatever UHF channel back in the '90's, if it's the one i recall it also had a segment on Psychic TV. I would love to see the whole thing. There may have been more than one.
Do you know the name of the original program or if it's on youtube?

guns in the sky said...

oowee! that maniacal, niacal rhythm! haven't seen such classical beezlebubbery since Jethro Tull at Isle of Wight!

Future Schlock said...

The full program is called the Allure of Rock. I think it's part of a three tape set called Hell's Bells.

jennine said...

wow, i didn't know that satan used to be in charge of music... that could explain some things about the record industry.
;)

elephantbeans said...

wow

Apesofmath said...

I think Christians agree with you guys. Everything is terrible.

Anonymous said...

Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock N Roll, its on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKIQ7T-t_V4

scamps said...

Who knew Huey Lewis and The News could be so evil?

Joshua said...

"ROCK AND ROLL IS A LIE!"

Yeah, you tell 'em!

Anonymous said...

Contrary to Sammy Hagars advice Jesus says you can indeed drive 55.

bluenowait said...

Live the way you want to, following orders from a higher power.

Anonymous said...

This video was kinda boring and repetitive, wasn't that entertaining. But then I saw the mullet at 2:26 and I came in my pants.

Anonymous said...

I hate christians. They have to make everything seem like it's evil because it's popular and people are moving away from their bullshit.
So they make annoying informercials to piss everyone off.
Guess what?
Satan killed 10 people in the bible.
God killed upwards of 2 million.
Christians are inferior to normal people.

Will said...

I absolutely love that two of Satan's chief musical forces on earth to do his dark will are Jane's Addiction and Huey Lewis and the News. Gee...you'd think for the Master of Evil he would have had the foresight to pick bands with more staying power...

Happy said...

Damm you, rock`n roll, damm you.

Anonymous said...

I like the way he pronounces mature. Mah-toor.