Monday, November 24, 2008
THE BALLAD OF VINCENT
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news
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USING MAGIC TO FIGHT DRUG ABUSE
Unlike those secular magicians, Duane Laflin is not afraid to tackle the big issues of life with tricks and illusions.
For more about Duane Laflin, please go to Laflin Magic to learn how to spice up your upcoming interventions.
For more about Duane Laflin, please go to Laflin Magic to learn how to spice up your upcoming interventions.
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creep
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Defenestrator III
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drugs
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Future Schlock
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magic
Friday, November 21, 2008
THE RETURN OF HAWK JONES
Due to popular demand, here's some more Hawk Jones.
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kids
SNUGGIE VS. SLANKET
Until those EIT shirts are readily available, I suggest we look at the exciting new world of shirt-blanket fusion technology.
And then there's The Slanket...so we've got some options.
And then there's The Slanket...so we've got some options.
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commercial
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
EDUCATION + HARD WORK - DRUGS = SUCCESS & THE AMERICAN DREAM
Drew Brown encourages everyone to get high without using drugs.
And from the Christian sketch comedy show (!) Fire By Nite, this is just painful...
And from the Christian sketch comedy show (!) Fire By Nite, this is just painful...
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80's
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90's
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America
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Christian
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Defenestrator III
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drugs
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Future Schlock
HIS NAME IS WISHING WELL WILLY...
... and he'll trade you a penny for your child's virginity!
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90's
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child abuse
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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creep
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kids
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rape
Thursday, November 20, 2008
KLASSIE KIDS KOMMERCIAL
Courtesy of Stace Mountain.
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
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kids
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memories
THE FIRST ZILLION IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST
In these tough economic times, it's important to remember how people used to lose all their money in the good old days: pointless internet companies.
And now a depressing example of a poor go-getter climbing that opportunity ladder to nowhere.
And now a depressing example of a poor go-getter climbing that opportunity ladder to nowhere.
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90's
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America
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
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infomercial
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internet
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magic
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old people
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suicide
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
ARE YOU A TERRIBLE PERSON?
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Defenestrator III
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food
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Future Schlock
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hotties
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psa
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safety
HAWK JONES: THE MOVIE WITH THE KIDS IN IT!
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Hawk Jones
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kids
MCDONALD'S, COCA-COLA AND THE AMERICAN WAY
Now we all know about the wheelchair kid falling off the cliff and the McDonald's dance scene, but Mac & Me is a pure crap classic with a great message of acceptance.
I believe Americans are finally ready to accept asshole faced aliens as our equals. We're still waiting for a sequel, McDonald's...
I believe Americans are finally ready to accept asshole faced aliens as our equals. We're still waiting for a sequel, McDonald's...
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80's
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aliens
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America
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Defenestrator III
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friendship
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Future Schlock
Thursday, November 13, 2008
THE BOZ IS STONE COLD
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90's
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action
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bikes
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Defenestrator III
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explosions
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Future Schlock
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tough guys
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
LOVE, SEX AND DATING IN THE 90s
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90's
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dating
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
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hotties
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men
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romance
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women
Sunday, November 09, 2008
INTRODUCING ROBERT Z'DAR
This is the first of hopefully many videos featuring Robert Z'Dar. From IMDB, his acting trademarks are an enormous face and gigantic jaw. Truly, he has the greatest enormous face of his generation.
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90's
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celebrities
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Defenestrator III
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failure
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Future Schlock
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Mom
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Robert Z'Dar
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Russians
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suicide
Friday, November 07, 2008
FABIO'S A TIME FOR ROMANCE
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90's
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Defenestrator III
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fabio
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Future Schlock
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hallucinations
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hotties
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hunks
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romance
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sexy
Thursday, November 06, 2008
LET'S OBEY STRANGERS ON TV!
Just make sure they have inquisitive puppets...
...or they are a celebrity.
I'm pretty sure this video is what inspired her appearance on The Simpsons.
...or they are a celebrity.
I'm pretty sure this video is what inspired her appearance on The Simpsons.
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90's
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celebrities
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Christian
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
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green
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kids
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nerds
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psa
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puppets
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