SEXY HOUSE KEEPING

THE HORROR WORKOUT

SANTA CLAUS DOWN!

ANTHEM OF SANTA'S SLAVES

NYE MEMORY HOLE DANCE PARTY!

We made a special hour-long Memory Hole dance mix for our NYE bash at Brooklyn Bazaar! This show is gonna be nuts! GET TIX HERE! 

Plus all new EIT! vids and costumes! Photo booth! Free schwaaggg! More things!

memory hole - ssssssaaaaaannnnnttttttaaaaaa

Video by Commodore Gilgamesh and music by Danny T Mallory

HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

Get our sacred Holiday Special DVD for just $6.66! This week only! BUY HERE!

FRASIER CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!

ALPHA KIDNAPS CHILDREN

HOLIDAY SPECIAL DVD SALE!

Holiday Special DVDs are just $6.66 through Friday! BUY HERE!

HOW TO MAKE YOUR KIDS HATE CHRISTMAS (AND YOU!)

POWER RANGERS HOME FOR X-MAS!

memory hole - christmas is coming for you

video by Commodore Gilgamesh - music by SICH MANG

CHRISTMAS IS TERRIBLE FOR WOMEN!

EIT LIVE IN NYC 2019 at BROOKLYN BAZAAR

Celebrate New Year’s Eve with your real family at Brooklyn Bazaar for the Y2K party of your wildest imaginations! New show! Prizes!Booze! Photo booth! + more surprises!

CLICK HERE TO BUY TIX NOW.

A CHRISTMAS CLOBBERIN'!

EIT 11TH BIRTHDAY SALE!

to celebrate our 11th birthday, we're having a 33% off everything sale! Go to http://shop.everythingisterrible.com and use promo code EITis11 at checkout!
love, DAD

PIG KISSING

THE STORY OF CHANUKAH!

memory hole - wash the pain away

BASEBALL DONUT CRAVES BLOOD!

WHO KILLED SANTA?

COLLEGE SUCKS!

EIT! NYE! BASH!

Still a some tickets left at the $10 off discount price! GET EM HERE!

What Exactly is Hanukkah?