VIRGINITY IS COOL!

WRAP WRAP THE XMAS WRAP!

DOWNLOAD THE EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

Did you know that you don't actually have to hang out with your family or go shopping?! Instead download our Holiday Special for just $3 (rental) or $7 (purchase)! GET IT HERE! Or if you're the olde fashioned type who likes to hold physical objects in your sweating paws, buy it on DVD here! 

BEST OF SPOOKY TOOTH!

The Crystyl Wyzzyrd Crystmys Special!

BEST OF ELOY LUGO!

LOOSE MEAT - Saving Cameron

The message in Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas​ seems innocuous enough - I just don't get where the flamethrower comes in! Seems like it'll just melt the snow. Watch our exclusive trailer brought to you by LOOSE MEAT​!

T H E G R E A T S A T A N

Our newest movie, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, is comprised of over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes! Get it on DVD, VHS, and download on 2/9 and see it in the melting flesh with an all new live show:

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)

2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)

2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)

2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)

2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)

2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)

2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar

2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)

2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)

2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)

2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Colectivo (TIX)

2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)

2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)

2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)

2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)

2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)

2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)

2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)

3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)

3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)

3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)

3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)

3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)

3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)

3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)

3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)

3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)

3/10 - Athens - Cine

3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)

3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)

3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)

3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)

3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)

3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)

3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)

3/18 - San Antonio - TBD

3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)

3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)

3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)

3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)

3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)

3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)

3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)

3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)

3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)

Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the Jerry Pyramid when EIT! comes to your town!

BEST OF THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TAPES!

BEST OF COUNTRY DEATH!

To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, here are 3 music videos that Paul Kersey Jr, Commodore Gilgamesh, and WrongMan made for COUNTRY DEATH AKA Slick Bishop, who is one of many in the army of unsung heroes at EIT! Slick was the only person watching and commenting on our videos for the first year of Everything Is Terrible! Slick has performed on nearly all of our tours, scored our movies, wrote jokes for our live shows, and generally been a huge creative force behind our work!

BEST OF LOOSE MEAT!

memory hole: holiday waste

Music by Danny T Mallory

BEST OF TRACK ATTACK!

BEST OF YONDER VITTLES!

T H E G R E A T S A T A N

On DVD, VHS, and download 2/9 and on tour:

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)

2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)

2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)

2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)

2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)

2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)

2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar

2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)

2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)

2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)

2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Colectivo (TIX)

2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)

2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)

2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)

2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)

2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)

2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)

2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)

3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)

3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)

3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)

3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)

3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)

3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)

3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)

3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)

3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)

3/10 - Athens - Cine

3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)

3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery

3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)

3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)

3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)

3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)

3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)

3/18 - San Antonio - Central Library Auditorium (FREE)

3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)

3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)

3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)

3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)

3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)

3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)

3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)

3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)

3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)

Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the Jerry Pyramid when EIT! comes to your town!

BEST OF GRIMY GHOST!

TODAY IS OUR 10TH BIRTHDAY!

10 years ago today, Ghoul Skool made history by posting 15-Minute IT, originally created by Matt Carter, but remade from memory by Ghoulie. That was one of the tapes that started us on our path to becoming Everything Is Terrible! We really can't believe that all of this has really happened, so thanks for making it so. We're not going to stop anytime soon either, so get ready for T H E G R E A T S A T A N movie and tour, a pyramid of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes in the desert, and so much more! And remember, we love you more than anyone else in your life. Love, DAD

And don't forget, our bday party is this sunday! Do not mis this show! TIX HERE!

THE BEST OF WRONGMAN!

As EIT! turns a decade old, we mined the archives to find our favorite posts of all time. Today, we celebrate the wonderous WrongMan!

When this whole thing started, it was just a way to share found footage amongst a group of friends that were scattered across the country, and now that group includes each and everyone of you! Thank you so very much for all your love, support and precious attention!

YOU ARE ALL THE BEST CATS IN THE UNITED STATES!!

THE BEST OF GHOUL SKOOL!

BEST OF GHOUL SKOOL! /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

THE BEST OF COMMODORE GILGAMESH!

Since I started EIT! with my pals 10 years ago, I've posted on this website 578 times, edited at least 321 EIT + 93 Memory Hole vids, made 6 EIT! movies, and booked + performed in over 350 live shows. I'm excited for the next 10. Thanks for being a Duaniac! Love Always, CG/DAD!

Tix are still available for our 10th bday show at The Regent in LA this Sunday! GET EM HERE!

THE BEST OF MUSIC MONDAY!

To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, we're giving you 90 minutes of our favorite music video hits! If you'd like to support our mission of world dominance, buy the Music Video Hits! DVD here!

HOODIES!

New EIT! hoodies are in! Order this week and use the promo code DUANIACS and get free shipping! BUY NOW!

*** These images are of a slightly fucked up test run. The actual text on the back will be at the bottom rather than the top!***

THE BEST OF REM LEZAR!

To  celebrate 10 years of EIT!, all month long we're gonna dig deep and feature some of our all-time favorite vids! Today we honor the great Rem Lezar!

Since Everything Is Terrible! began in 2007, we have uploaded a new found footage video every fucking day! So go ahead and lose a few days of your life in our archive of nearly 3,0000 posts!

Thank you for watching our videos, coming to our live shows, donating Jerrys, and buying our schwaggg! We love you more than anyone else in your life! We are your only true friends! Remember, life is temporary, but EIT! is 4ever!

And tix are still available for our insane bday party in LA on 12/10! GET TIX HERE!

THE BEST OF DANTE FONTANA!

To  celebrate 10 years of EIT!, all month long we're gonna dig deep and feature some of our all-time favorite vids! Today we honor the great Dante Fontana!

Since Everything Is Terrible! began in 2007, we have uploaded a new found footage video every fucking day! So go ahead and lose a few days of your life in our archive of nearly 3,0000 posts!

Thank you for watching our videos, coming to our live shows, donating Jerrys, and buying our schwaggg! We love you more than anyone else in your life! We are your only true friends! Remember, life is temporary, but EIT! is 4ever!

And tix are still available for our insane bday party in LA on 12/10! GET TIX HERE!

memory hole: food

MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING!

You fucked up at Thanksgiving- make sure you get it right at Christmas. Become a master at the art of meat carving!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

10 YEARS OF EIT! LIVE!

Celebrate 10 years of EIT! live shows by joining us in LA on 12/10 at The Regent for our bday party featuring Alan Resnick, Mike Diva, LA City Municipal Dance Squad, Duane, the Cat Massage lady, Jerry, Gerbert, and more! BUY TIX HERE!!!

And if you can't make it to LA, don't fret that face! We're coming to your town with our new movie and live show, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, this Feb/March! Tour dates coming soon!

††YOU MAY NOT AGREE WITH THESE TEENS AND THATS OKAY ††

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Important People Only, Kid!

REJOICE!

THANKSGIVING WITH MEMORY HOLE

30% OFF SALE!

30% off everything in r store through Monday! BUY HERE! It's The If You Absolutely Feel That You Need To Buy Gifts, You Should Buy Them From EIT! Sales Event!

LETTERS FOR MOM!

Moms love receiving letters.

STROKE THE STIFF SHAFT TILL IT SQUIRTS

BIBLICAL STREET HARASSMENT!

Our 10th Birthday show is coming up so soon! 12/10 at The Regent in LA! It is gonna be nuts! Get your tickets HERE!

10TH BIRTHDAY SHOW!

It's our 10th birthday so we're throwing a huge party at The Regent in LA on 12/10! 

BUY UR TICKETS NOW!

memory hole: gobble gobble

Music by Jade Statues

LOOSE MEAT - MAGNUM OPUS

RIP John "Higgens" Hillerman, may this 21 Magnum Salute send you to your rightful place in eternity. Made by LOOSE MEAT.

CHRISTIAN ACTORS DYING!

Scoring Points!

EIT!'S 10TH BIRTHDAY PARTY!

We are turning 10 this December, so we're throwing ourselves the best birthday party of all time in LA at The Regent on 12/10! BUY TIX HERE!

Featuring all your fav vids, new EIT! Live show, Jerry photo booth, Mike Diva, LA City Municipal Dance Squad, Alan Resnick, Caroline Goldfarb of Official Sean Pean, Robby Rackleff, PBDY (DJ set), and so much more!

OMG HOWIE IS SO CRAZY!

MEMORY HOLE: THE HOT NEW DANCE

Music by SICH MANG

STUPID PUPPETS LOVE TO DROWN

DOGGIES AND DINOSAURS!

here is the full, unedited episode courtesy of The Crystyl Wyzzyrd!

THE UNLUCKY DOGCATCHER

For more boy tears, check out www.facebook.com/thisamericandrew

FEATURING CARMAN!

Did you know that for 10 years now EIT! has been featuring Carman!?!?! Cool, huh?

MEMORY HOLE: SNAKES

Music by a child and Danny T. Mallory: https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

SPOOKYTOOTH: Curb Doggies!

Skate AND die over at  SPOOKYTOOTH

A QUICK IMPRESSION!

A scene from our 2013 movie, Comic Relief Zero! Buy it on DVD here and download it here!