GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF...FOR KEVIN TRUDEAU

I'm sure many of you out in Terribleland are somewhat familiar with Kevin Trudeau, the prolific infomercial sleaze factory. But did you know that:
- In 1990, Trudeau posed as a doctor in order to deposit $80,000 in false checks, and in 1991 he pleaded guilty to larceny. Trudeau had used the credit cards of eleven customers of a mega memory product to fraudulently charge approximately $122,735.68.
- After serving time for criminal activity in the early 1990s, Trudeau partnered with his former cellmate, and they joined Nutrition for Life, a multi-level marketing firm.
- In October 2008, Trudeau was fined more than $5 million and banned from infomercials for three years for making fraudulent claims.
- Kevin Trudeau thinks you are stupid:



The saddest part is that I found this tape at a public library.

¿ES USTED INCAPAZ?

For more pills that end in max, go to Max Laboratory.

HITS! HITS! HITS! FROM SCOTDISK!

This is why god made pride a sin.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

The Chinese have so many secrets to teach us.

THE COIN OF CHANGE

It's agiftable!

LOVE CIRCUITS PRESENTS LINDA

My spirit is in millions of pieces.

PREVENT CHILD ABUSE WITH ROCK MUSIC!

You can always trust a dinosaur with a saxophone.

PHONE MANNERS ARE SO IMPORTANT

THE FOUR SNOWMEN OF REVELATION

As a Chicago resident and Snowpocalypse survivor, I just want to pay tribute to those who were lost or late to work during the Snowmageddon.

KNOW YOUR OCCULTISTS!

DO NOT HUG THIS MAN

SATAN'S TOP 40

Did you know that all popular music is actually written by Satan?

INTERNET 101

Take your newbie questions somewhere else, because the internet will not tolerate that shit.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL WHITEWASHING!

Finally all your favorite Motown songs performed by white people!

DISABILITIES & VEGETABLES!

The image of that drummer will forever be burned in mind.

BRIAN DENNEHY HATES MIRRORBALLS

FUCK THE BONUS!

This is the only way to dispose of terrorist scum like Gene Simmons.

SHAPE UP YOUR FAT FACE

Watching this video on a loop will probably drive you insane.



And who can forget the facial flex?

DEER FUCKERS USE SPACE AGE TECHNOLOGY!

In a word, icky.

THE WEIRDEST, MOST TERRIBLE THING EVER.

So, I don't even know where to start. I was surfing the web, you know, googling for EIT handjobs and whatnot, and this is what I discovered. I guess some shitty sketch comedy group is trying to piggyback on EIT's successes. There's even a Cdre. Gilgamesh impersonator. Never has something so shameless been done, not since the Worst Thing Ever.

ONLY A MIRACLE CAN SAVE THIS GIANT, RAMPAGING APE

DOUBLE DIPPING

I don't care if I'm double dipping, but here are two videos we made last near that no one seemed to notice.





Thanks to Mason for the props. Check out his stuff too, it's the exact opposite of terrible.

BRAD! TELL ME I'M PRETTY.

Ugh, this is why I don't let women sit in the front of the car.


Art Garfunkel stars in this movie, unfortunately this was the best scene.

HAVEN'T YA HEARD OF DA FOOT BRUSH?

The true agenda of the Silver Foxes revealed:

CUTTING THE DEEP POWDER WITH JESUS

Alright, the holidays are over. Time to get back to business.

This video contains two of my favorite winter activities: extreme sports and bromancing Jesus Christ.