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WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER

HEY PERVERTS, I'LL BITE YOUR PENIS OFF

Take that, pickle dick!

DANCE MAGICK!

BULLY BUSTIN'

Always bring a psycho to a bully fight. Thanks to Dan Shelly and Matthew Littlehale for the tapes!

LADY HIN YIN!

In the wonderful tradition of Hin Yin, I am proud to present this VHS Masterpiece by Annie Sprinkle!


Also, I'd like to issue a correction! I had incorrectly credited the score of the Voyage 2 Gilgamesheses! And I double posted one of them! Sorry about that! Life on the road was getting to me I guess. Here they are!

I

Score by Gus

II

Score by Throne of Blood

III

Score by Slick Bishop of Country Death

ORGASM HARRY

After Harry Smith is mysteriously abducted by UFO's he becomes empowered to give babes orgasms just by looking at them. (kind of NSFW)

CAT VIDEOS, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM!

4.20.12 PSA: I'M INSIDE YOU

more to come in the future from this great video.

TOM WAITS & BRUCE vs. K.I.D.S. INC.

While looking for their cover of Kris kross' 'Jump' (still looking) I found these awesome oddballs from those incorrigible, incorporated KIDS.  Note how in 'Pink Cadillac,' some producer got a roomful of children to sing about the holiest of holes!

A TYPICAL DAY AT THE MODELING STUDIO

Seems legit.



Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

ARNOLD BULLIES KIDS FOR FITNESS

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

90s FAUX METAL STYLE SHEET

Show this to your friends and family and have a conversation about the cycles of child abuse and the dangers of escape through false metal.

MY PET MONSTER POWERS

SCRAMBLED EGGS

Scambled eggs all over my face!

DUSTIN DIAMOND DOESN'T TEACH CHESS

I'm so very sorry.



IT ALL ENDS TONIGHT, DOGGIEZ! SEE THE VERY LAST SCREENING OF DOGGIE WOGGIEZ! POOCHIE WOOCHIEZ! TONIGHT AT THE BISHOP BAR IN BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA!

DO IT WITH STYLE!

MEMPHIS, TN! Come to the Hi-Tone Cafe tonight! GIT YER TICKETS NOW!

VOYAGE 2 GILGAMESH! THE FINAL CHAPTER!

Score by Slick Bishop of Country Death!

Look out Knoxville! EIT! is coming to town tonight at 10PM at The Pilot Light!

3 MINUTE KANDYLAND

Attention Louisville, come out to Zanzabar bar tonight for DoggieWoogiez! PoochieWoochiez!

MULTIPLICATION ROCKS!

Drawing on influences like Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath, Rock 'N Learn's newest album shows their darker side. When the 'Multiplication Rocks!' album dropped it was ranked number one on the playground pop chart for 3 times 3 weeks.



Don't forget to check out the doggz at Mayday in Cincinnati tonight at 8pm. IT'S FREE!

ZTB's PIZZA TREE

And here I thought it was lucky when Zachery Ty Bryan found and befriended a bigfoot.



Hey Columbus OH (I-O)!!! Show tonight at Skylab Gallery! DoggieWoggiez!PoochieWoochiez! live and unleashed for $8 at 10pm!

SALLY STRUTHERS FITNESS WALKING

Always put on all your makeup before exercising.



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

ANN ARBOR, MI! Come to the Yellow Barn (416 W Huron) tonight!

WHO NEEDS FILM SCHOOL?

Character development and coherent storylines are for losers! Just ask this guy!




Detroit! Join our friends at Detroit's own Corktown Cinema for DoggieWoggiezPoochieWoochiez TONIGHT at 9, motorscooters!

MANAGEMENT BY CONDESCENSION!

The dogs are heading back to the dog pound tonight! Thats right - Cleveland's own EIT! is rolling into town for a one-night-only show at the Grog Shop! 9:30! Cleveland Rocks! Go Browns!

HOLLYWOOD HOT STUFF

Where else can you make tons of money, drive around in a convertible, and get lots of sun and have fun and meet interesting people?



Hey Pittsburgh, we're at Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room tonight with Jacob Ciocci of Extreme Animals/Paper Rad, check it!!

ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR, ALMOST DUN!

Not many showz left pupZ! Get 'em while they're still happening! Here'z this week'z showz!

Monday - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers (Melwood) @ 8PM (w/ Jacob Ciocci)
Tuesday - Cleveland @ Grog Shop @ 8:30PM (BUY)
Wednesday - Detroit @ Corktown Cinema @ 9PM (BUY)
Thursday - Ann Arbor @ The Yellow Barn @ 8PM
Friday - Columbus @ Skylab Gallery @ 10PM
Saturday - Athens @ Jackie O's @ 10PM
Sunday - Cincinnati @ Mayday @ 8PM (FREE)

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DUDIKOFF!