GIRLS CAN BE ASTRONAUTS TOO

They don't make children's programming like this anymore.

SINGING BABIES!

YOGI OGI DOGI!

If Nader won the presidency in 2000, this is what your trip to work would look like...

WHITE PEOPLE, HAVING FUN

Who needs the 'comedy' part of a comedy tape when all you really need is the audience reactions?

While in the process of making this I met up with found footage junkie/Cinefile employee who I will call Bret (because that is his name). We were discussing various projects, and he mentioned he had already done exactly what I was trying to do- only more involved and set to a fantastic music video. So check it out, cause it rules! Also, if you live in or around the LA area you simply must visit Cinefile. It is the opinion of this ghoul that it's simply the greatest video store that ever existed.

SENSITIVITY TRAINING FOR COPS

Somebody didn't watch the video...

INFOMERICAL SCIENTISTS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!

Wish real life looked as good as your TV? Finally there are sunglasses that make things brighter!



And who needs medicine when you can have a vibrator strapped to your head!



Wait, we can still pop pills even with the Headache Stopper, right?

CROSSING THE BORDER -- 80'S STYLE

THIS ONE'S FOR THE BUTT-HORNS

A hard-boiled Gary Busey fights terrorists in possession of a super-tank?

Where do I sign up for this action-packed, thrill-ride?

IT'S HARD BEING A SMOKER!

Phillip Morris is your only true friend.

IMAGE BY DESIGN

Branding is good for you.

PLUS 1 WAS THE NEW JUMP 5

Just some old footage I shot with my old band.

YOU AND ALAN THICKE NEED TO TALK...

Cartoon parents getting divorced is the worst.

THE MASS AND ME

From the collection of Chicago David!

THE NEW AGE MOVEMENT THREATENS US ALL!

Is it wrong to want to see video of them brushing their hair?


To see the full length music video for the smash hit 666 by DeGarmo and Key, click here. 5 and a Quarter inch floppy's never looked so scary.

THE HISTORY OF MATH RAP

Multiplication 'aint nuthin' to fuck with.

DUCKS WEENIES AND BISCUITS

Follow the warrior prophet to the land of ducks and weenies and some day you may join the thirty to forty percent club.

3 MINUTE SUPERVAN

This summer, you will believe a van can drive...

LEARN TO LEVITATE!

YOUR DVD'S ARE ON THE WAY!!!

Point that gun away from your face and aim it towards the sky in celebration- because your DVD's are on the way!!! We are so sorry for the delay, but we are new at this, not to mention PayPal might as well call itself PooPal. Ugh.

Just because you've been so patient, I, Ghoul Skool will be drawing on each and every one of your packages specifically for YOU! I will continue to do this all weekend, so GET YOUR ORDERS IN NOW!!!

See how much we love you?

I'M NOT CONVINCED...

JOKES FOR JESUS!

3 MINUTE HAWK JONES

Suck it, Bugsy Malone.



And check out this review of EIT the Movie over at the Onion A.V. Club!

THE CUTTING EDGE OF BALLOON DELIVERY

I'm dead inside...with Beautiful Balloons!



Thanks to Billy the Bunny for the source.

THE END IS NEAR...

...thank god!

YOU KIDS AND YOUR BLOODSPORT...

"Sean Lee is a timid feeble boy who is constantly made fun of by his schoolmates. His mother refuses to let him practice Taekwondo because his father was killed in the ring. After being threatened by gangsters, his mother finally consents to his studying martial arts. Sean enters a full-contact contest and finds he must face the renowned kickboxer Pichai known as The Madman, who killed Sean's father in the ring years ago. In a climactic showdown, Sean must prove his technique is better than Pichai's and avenge his father's death."

Best. Movie. Ever.

THE SEXLESS ADULT BABY AND THE FURRY SAY...

LOOK WHAT GOD MADE!

Why did we stop all the blood sacrificing?