Friday, July 31, 2009

GIRLS CAN BE ASTRONAUTS TOO

They don't make children's programming like this anymore.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

YOGI OGI DOGI!



If Nader won the presidency in 2000, this is what your trip to work would look like...

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

WHITE PEOPLE, HAVING FUN

Who needs the 'comedy' part of a comedy tape when all you really need is the audience reactions?

While in the process of making this I met up with found footage junkie/Cinefile employee who I will call Bret (because that is his name). We were discussing various projects, and he mentioned he had already done exactly what I was trying to do- only more involved and set to a fantastic music video. So check it out, cause it rules! Also, if you live in or around the LA area you simply must visit Cinefile. It is the opinion of this ghoul that it's simply the greatest video store that ever existed.

Friday, July 24, 2009

INFOMERICAL SCIENTISTS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!

Wish real life looked as good as your TV? Finally there are sunglasses that make things brighter!



And who needs medicine when you can have a vibrator strapped to your head!



Wait, we can still pop pills even with the Headache Stopper, right?

Thursday, July 23, 2009

THIS ONE'S FOR THE BUTT-HORNS

A hard-boiled Gary Busey fights terrorists in possession of a super-tank?

Where do I sign up for this action-packed, thrill-ride?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

IT'S HARD BEING A SMOKER!

Phillip Morris is your only true friend.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

PLUS 1 WAS THE NEW JUMP 5

Just some old footage I shot with my old band.

Monday, July 20, 2009

THE MASS AND ME


From the collection of Chicago David!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

THE NEW AGE MOVEMENT THREATENS US ALL!

Is it wrong to want to see video of them brushing their hair?


To see the full length music video for the smash hit 666 by DeGarmo and Key, click here. 5 and a Quarter inch floppy's never looked so scary.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

THE HISTORY OF MATH RAP

Multiplication 'aint nuthin' to fuck with.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

DUCKS WEENIES AND BISCUITS


Follow the warrior prophet to the land of ducks and weenies and some day you may join the thirty to forty percent club.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

3 MINUTE SUPERVAN

This summer, you will believe a van can drive...

Friday, July 10, 2009

YOUR DVD'S ARE ON THE WAY!!!

Point that gun away from your face and aim it towards the sky in celebration- because your DVD's are on the way!!! We are so sorry for the delay, but we are new at this, not to mention PayPal might as well call itself PooPal. Ugh.

Just because you've been so patient, I, Ghoul Skool will be drawing on each and every one of your packages specifically for YOU! I will continue to do this all weekend, so GET YOUR ORDERS IN NOW!!!

See how much we love you?


Wednesday, July 08, 2009

3 MINUTE HAWK JONES

Suck it, Bugsy Malone.



And check out this review of EIT the Movie over at the Onion A.V. Club!

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

THE CUTTING EDGE OF BALLOON DELIVERY

I'm dead inside...with Beautiful Balloons!



Thanks to Billy the Bunny for the source.

Friday, July 03, 2009

YOU KIDS AND YOUR BLOODSPORT...

"Sean Lee is a timid feeble boy who is constantly made fun of by his schoolmates. His mother refuses to let him practice Taekwondo because his father was killed in the ring. After being threatened by gangsters, his mother finally consents to his studying martial arts. Sean enters a full-contact contest and finds he must face the renowned kickboxer Pichai known as The Madman, who killed Sean's father in the ring years ago. In a climactic showdown, Sean must prove his technique is better than Pichai's and avenge his father's death."

Best. Movie. Ever.


Wednesday, July 01, 2009

LOOK WHAT GOD MADE!

Why did we stop all the blood sacrificing?