Thursday, July 23, 2009

THIS ONE'S FOR THE BUTT-HORNS

A hard-boiled Gary Busey fights terrorists in possession of a super-tank?

Where do I sign up for this action-packed, thrill-ride?
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21 comments:

  1. airport.whiskeyJuly 23, 2009 at 6:03 AM

    BIRD SEASON IS OVER, BUTT-HORN.

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  2. Nice PeteJuly 23, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    You may be bulletproof, but you're not love proof.

    Best. Line. Evar.

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  3. Nice PeteJuly 23, 2009 at 8:12 AM

    And a quick trip to IMDB confirms what I thought I heard. The character's real name is McBain.

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  4. excaliborn7July 23, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    If you like Gary Busey, check out this video of him talking about Johny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson. It's in the right column, just scroll down a bit. He's a hilarious genius.

    http://www.paulcrik.com/

    Also, let me add that I love this blog, everything is terrible. Always a good online stop.

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  5. Excaliborn7July 23, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    If you like Gary Busey, check out this video of him talking about Johny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson. It's in the right column, just scroll down a bit. He's a hilarious genius.

    http://www.paulcrik.com/

    Also, let me add that I love this blog, Everything is Terrible. Always a good online stop.

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  6. Hester PrineJuly 23, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    Is there a more embrassing way to go other than death by giant spool? Also love the fact that his name is McBane.

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  7. BenJuly 23, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    Yet another movie where Henry Silva dons offensive makeup and an accent to portray an ethnic bad guy. And Darlanne Fluegel gets sexually abused.

    I like how McBain's partner at the beginning doesn't get killed. And just when you're thinking "This has to be a first!" he loses a different partner in a hilarious flashback. Genius.

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  8. analogassailantJuly 23, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    LOL!

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  9. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    Now I'm going to have to fight the urge to start calling people "butthorn."

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  10. GrrgJuly 24, 2009 at 12:17 AM

    Note also the old-fashioned Stravinsky-esque score in the first scene. It sounds like like the music for a much more expensive movie! And the composers seem to have gone on to score multiple awesome cartoon series (Gummi Bears! Powerpuff Girls! Dexter's Lab! The Batman!)

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  11. fupuJuly 24, 2009 at 4:06 AM

    The escape-by-spool scene is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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  12. ScooterH.July 24, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    Call me a nerd, but both "Stingers" and "SAM"s are used for shooting down aircraft, so any tank would be able to survive them. Also, the giant spool escape was AWESOME!!!

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  13. AnonymousJuly 27, 2009 at 7:56 PM

    It's hard to catch Gary Busey when he's got Commodore-64 8-bit technology radar-vectoring at his disposal! And a Mr. Coffee! Butthorn!

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  14. moJuly 28, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    almost too much crazy-awesomeness to handle. coffee-machine in a tank, wohaa!

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  15. ChristopherJuly 28, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    Holy shit, this is available on my on-demand cable thing right now. I was thinking about watching it with my mother last night, but we decided on 1970's Angel Unchained, about the world's friendliest outlaw biker gang helping the world's most uptight hippie commune fight off a platoon of cowboy dune buggyists.

    Starring Tyne Daly.

    But while we were trying to decide if we should watch Bulletproof, my mom kept asking questions about the terrorists' political motives, and what in the geopolitical situation of the late 80s would prompt Russian-backed Libyans to abscond with American military vehicles.

    I don't think she understands 80s movies.

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  16. the fat nutritionistJuly 29, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    My first boss was Gary Busey's cousin. True story.

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  17. AnonymousAugust 1, 2009 at 8:06 AM

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Butthorn!

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  18. AnonymousAugust 1, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    I,ve seen this movie and it is even better than you can imagine.

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  19. AnonymousSeptember 18, 2009 at 12:40 AM

    I don't know about you guys, but I sure as hell wouldn't call Danny Trejo a butthorn to his now-scary pock-marked face.

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  20. David DelonySeptember 18, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    This is actually a documentary.

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  21. MenschenjaegerNovember 20, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    I think we need a "Butthorn" tag.

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