Wednesday, July 08, 2009

3 MINUTE HAWK JONES

Suck it, Bugsy Malone.



And check out this review of EIT the Movie over at the Onion A.V. Club!
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16 comments:

  1. Hester PrineJuly 8, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    Hawk Jones
    He's one bad...
    Shut yo mouf
    I'm just talking 'bout Hawk Jones

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  2. maraheJuly 8, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    One of my favorite things in bad movies is when people are "driving" and incessantly turn the wheel back and forth to indicate "driving." oh hawk jones.

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  3. therandomizerJuly 8, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Where's the part where he throws the steam pipe into the bad guys stomach and says "let off some steam". Or when he chops the guys arm off with a hatchet.

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  4. the fat nutritionistJuly 8, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    I don't know about you all, but this beats the shit out of all the films I made as an eight-year old.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 8, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    Well I'm in favor of bringing back the use of the word "Dames"..





    ......"nothin' but trouble."

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  6. AnonymousJuly 8, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Where can I find this movie? This is seriously a candidate for Bad Movie Night.

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  7. colin bonesJuly 9, 2009 at 4:11 AM

    most of the acting is understandably amateur but it's impressive how much racist disdain that little blonde child puts into "i think the boss cares to speak to you, boy"

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  8. colin bonesJuly 9, 2009 at 4:12 AM

    oh yeah and by "impressive" i meant "disturbing", i think...

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  9. moonmasterJuly 9, 2009 at 5:25 AM

    Usually, the movies you 3-minute-ize look pretty terrible but I actually desperately want to watch this one. Shit looks brilliant.

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  10. fupuJuly 10, 2009 at 2:44 AM

    There is something seriously wrong with this country.

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  11. DeanJuly 12, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    A quick search on google yields that it is in fact on DVD

    http://www.hawkjones.info/index.html

    A MUST HAVE

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  12. UnknownJuly 14, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    Home Movies IRL.

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  13. Marcos El MaloJuly 20, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Pow! Pow!

    Being burdened with a partner is bad enough, but a girl partner is just icky!

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  14. MaxJuly 31, 2009 at 7:38 AM

    The stick figure chalk outline almost caused a spit take.

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  15. AnonymousJuly 12, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR HAWK JONES SINCE 1991!!!!!!!!!!!! I rented it one time and I never saw it again since!

    EIT, you are the best!

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  16. AnonymousApril 8, 2013 at 3:34 AM

    so are children adult sized in this topsy turvy world?

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