That doorway she comes out of wasn't made for the video. She actually lives in a giant balloon sarcophagus. Bolts of lightning shoot between the two balloon towers to reanimate her.
Qualatex Balloon Network sounds like a great name for a douchy hipster alternative band. But Qualatex is a great nonsense name, like Compuglobalhypermeganet.
And I like the way the lady says "you'll be out delivering ballons dressed in a certain way", weirdly emphasizing "way". Like they'll be dressed as Nazis or something.
This video is a metaphor for life. The balloons represent the present, yet hollow cushions we protect ourselves with. The safety net is the barrier which prevents the balloons from penetrating our true selves. The "personas" and voices they are doing represent the lies we tell. Whenever you tell someone you're fine... you're representing the company Beautiful Balloons. When dealing in this realm always remember to smile, make the recipient feel special, and control the event throughout.
We still have our new drivers watch this video. Hard to get them to curtsey when making a delivery though....
ReplyDeleteI'm rather taken by Jamie and her beautiful balloons.
ReplyDeleteBalloons never looked so depressing or boring until now.
ReplyDeleteHappy BIRTHDAY!
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't she call out those teens on their obvious sarcasm?
ReplyDeleteMike's friends on the football team are going to give him an awful ribbing when they learn he's training to be a balloon deliveryman.
ReplyDelete"We'll see you next time on the Qualatex Balloon Network!"
ReplyDeleteThat doorway she comes out of wasn't made for the video. She actually lives in a giant balloon sarcophagus. Bolts of lightning shoot between the two balloon towers to reanimate her.
ReplyDeletei like the way the guy says happy birthday the best. and i want to live in a world with walls of pearlescent balloons.
ReplyDeleteOMG -- I went to high school with the girl in the middle! She's got lots of 'splainin' to do!
ReplyDeleteYour terrifying hair helmet is representing the company.
ReplyDeleteWowee, she lives in a balloon castle!
ReplyDeleteNow everytime I see balloons I will think of corporate world domination
ReplyDeleteYeah, this franchise really took off..... why I just saw a balloon delivery the other.... never.
ReplyDeleteAs if it wasn't obvious enough that this was a balloon company, the woman in stripes even has round earrings
ReplyDeleteWell, we now know of three people who will probably avoid the high-school reunion.
ReplyDeleteVOLUME FOUR?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteThat lady looks like "Carla" from Cheers..only bigger.
ReplyDeleteShe forgot to curtsy before leaving.
ReplyDeleteOne time I tried to apply for a job with Beautiful Balloons.
ReplyDeleteThen I realised that it was for a strip-o-gram company called Beautiful Bazooms.
Volume 4? wtf? How hard is it to deliver balloons?
ReplyDeleteQualatex Balloon Network sounds like a great name for a douchy hipster alternative band. But Qualatex is a great nonsense name, like Compuglobalhypermeganet.
ReplyDeleteAnd I like the way the lady says "you'll be out delivering ballons dressed in a certain way", weirdly emphasizing "way". Like they'll be dressed as Nazis or something.
This video is a metaphor for life. The balloons represent the present, yet hollow cushions we protect ourselves with. The safety net is the barrier which prevents the balloons from penetrating our true selves. The "personas" and voices they are doing represent the lies we tell. Whenever you tell someone you're fine... you're representing the company Beautiful Balloons. When dealing in this realm always remember to smile, make the recipient feel special, and control the event throughout.
ReplyDeleteWhen you need an entire ballroom decorated, balloon delivery is available. No need to squeeze them all in your car.
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