Did anyone notice that in all the closeups of Cat that gestures with her hands as if her dog Pluto seems to vanished? Or perhaps he is weightless since they're in outerspace, without space suits...breathing something. The kids appear to be drugged.
Women are not mentally capable of being astronauts. We learned this the hard way with Lisa Nowak.
Instead, we suggest that women have more appropriate career goals, like aspiring to be a secretary at a major financial services firm or perhaps opening a yarn shop.
Please keep two feet firmly on the ground, ladies. Leave all of the important stuff to us men.
Someone should whip some enthusiasm into those kids!
ReplyDeleteWHOA! How'd they get into outerspace?!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkOv7mO-CLg
ReplyDeletethat was brutal. my life is shorter.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice that in all the closeups of Cat that gestures with her hands as if her dog Pluto seems to vanished? Or perhaps he is weightless since they're in outerspace, without space suits...breathing something. The kids appear to be drugged.
ReplyDeleteRemember kids: you can be anything you wanna be, just let this video be a lesson to what NOT to be.
ReplyDeleteThis further proves my theory that only pedophiles produce and star in children's home entertainment.
ReplyDeleteCheck out the little girl in the green beanie at about 2:11
ReplyDeleteI heard that they cancelled this show after they sent all those kids up on the Challenger...sad story really.
ReplyDeleteThis is astro-not cool.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure none of these people became astronauts, just like I'm pretty sure more than a few of them became meth addicts.
ReplyDeleteHelbent, I noticed the same thing. I think either the dog is strapped to her boob or is growing out of her, like some kind of canine Kuato.
ReplyDeleteFalse.
ReplyDeleteWomen are not mentally capable of being astronauts. We learned this the hard way with Lisa Nowak.
Instead, we suggest that women have more appropriate career goals, like aspiring to be a secretary at a major financial services firm or perhaps opening a yarn shop.
Please keep two feet firmly on the ground, ladies. Leave all of the important stuff to us men.
My only comfort is that dog is probably dead today. And perhaps one or two of those children. The moon IS a harsh mistress.
ReplyDeleteI feel so sorry for those kids. None of them looks like they want to be there.
ReplyDeletei love the opening line. how come i got taken downtown for questioning after saying the same thing at the playground?
ReplyDeleteI think i just lost brain cells...At least I now know because I'm a girl I can be an astronaut too. My life can now be on the right track!!!
ReplyDeleteThey wanted to make a karaoke video but could only afford to make two lines of text to reuse. :-(
ReplyDeletelinda mcartney was involved in a lot of side projects when she wasn't performing in"wings".
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