SALMON HOUSE SUNDAY BRUNCH

3 MINUTE STEALTH

Jamie Foxx co-stars in his first role following the critically acclaimed "Ray".

EDDIE'S DOIN' GREAT!

This is from the movie Demolition High -- a film that certainly deserves a more comprehensive 3-minute movie treatment.  But as I was trying to make that cut, this scene in particular got stuck in my head, and I decided to make a alt-minute-movie instead, dedicated to Eddie, Corey Haim's tragic bully/buddy whose got all the right moves, but just isn't hero-material.

This goes out to all the action movie sidekicks, tag-alongs, and bench-warmers that never seem to catch a break.

2-MINUTE NASTY HERO!

PEOPLE SAYING NAMES IS ALWAYS FUNNY!

3-MINUTE EXPECT NO MERCY!

Thanks to Rem Lezar for reminding me how much I love this movie! It is just too good to get it down to 2 minutes!

3 MINUTE THE GLOVE

POLICE HUMOUR

NICE DREAMS!

Video courtesy of the CDT Crew!

3 MINUTE BOUNTY TRACKER

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

MIKE + MUSEUM = NO WAY!

216 for life!
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DANTE'S TV TRIP IV

VIDEO NIGHTS PRESENTS: 777!

Tucson, Arizona is a weirrrrrrd place to be a teenager: no natural water for hundreds of miles, poisonous snakes and bugs, and to top it all, you’re in fucking high school. In 1997, a group of freshmen wanted something more, so they borrowed their parents’ camcorders, whipped up gallons of fake blood, and spent over two years making 777. What they may have been trying to achieve, we’ll never know, but what they came up with is truly bizarre and equally astonishing; fans of Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation will appreciate the heart these kids had. In it, a serial killer kills his mother, then another serial killer, and then he meets an additional serial killer — and then a different serial killer tries to kill the serial killer. S.O.V. (Shot On Video) Horror like this comes rarely in a lifetime, and we are super-proud to be the first theater in the world to screen this lost gem. Plus, the cast and crew are reuniting from all across the country for this event!  GET TIX HERE!

HAIR PLUGS: THE ONLY REAL OPTION

Cleveland Hair Clinic (CHC) apparently sued Puig Medical Group, with whom it had a long-standing contract to perform hair transplants.

"CHC's latest, most cutting-edge hair transplant procedure is the 'Brandy Flap,' in which a patient's hair-bearing skin is stretched over portions of his bald area."   See Cleveland Hair Clinic, Inc. v. Puig, 968 F.Supp. 1227, 1233 (N.D.Ill.1996).

 

Gross.

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL!

You got "it", kid! Or maybe you don't, who knows?



Hey Chicago! Come and join me tonight for a screening of the original SOV horror movie, BoardingHouse, at The Logan Theatre! It's gonna be spoooookyyyyyyy!

THE ADVENTURES OF WIGGLY TOOTH

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection.

3 MINUTE THE DION BROTHERS

GOOP of the GODS V

Our sisters in sin over at GOOP of the GODS have just released their latest and greatest GOOP! This time they explore immaculate conception, and my Goop, is it Goopy. Please, for your own sake, do watch this video in HD 1080P.



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FOREVER BURNING

Ever had a bad hair day times ten million?

GOD'S RAPPIN' CAPTAIN!

WELCOME TO FART HELL

Imagine a world of farts sounds, fart smells and fart puns; where farts are not just an easy laugh, but a way of life. This is the world of American Flatulators and there is no escape.

SKOOL JUST GOT KOOLIFIED!

It really does sound like they are saying Ghoul Skool.

DANTE'S TV TRIP III

ON THE 8TH DAY, GOD CREATED CRAZY LADIES!

Hoo brother!