SUBCONSCIOUS MIND OF KATHIE LEE

JAY LENO IS A RACIST SEXIST?!

LLAMAS ARE SUPER EXCITING, HONEST!

Big Terrible thanks to Emily Haasch for the source material!

3 MINUTE HUGGA BUNCH

Wanna save your Grandma?

A RECYCLED SONG ABOUT RECYCLING

Let's keep this planet neon pink and green!

LEARN TO FLY WITH THIS GUY!

I hope this helps you all as much as it did me.

HAVE A TERRIBLE BIRTHDAY KID!

TEXAS TEASIN'

Apparently I was supposed to post today. Sorry folks.

But let me tell you, the gang is none too pleased with me right now. As we speak, they're hovering over the water cooler, looking in my direction and whispering to each other. I don't know what they're saying, but they're pissed. I gotta be frank here- I need this job, so can you guys do me a solid and just get your tickets for EIT's very own Bold & Fresh live shows THIS SUNDAY AND MONDAY AT THE ALAMO DOWNTOWN? Do it for me. Do it for Texas.

GET TO WORK, BABIES!

Not only do children offer a second chance on your unfulfilled dreams, they also make great indentured servants.

INSTANT KARMAGEDDON!

All we are saying is four easy payments of $29.95.

HOT STUDS FROM THE FROZEN NORTH!

Have you exhausted all romantic possibilities within the continental United States? Order a sexy mustachioed loner from Alaska!

MARRIAGE IS A PADDED CELL: A BRIDAL GIUDE!

SECRETS OF THE SNOW MASONS REVEALED!

Do you live under a constant sheet of two foot thick snow? Let the snow guru help you understand just what to do with it all.

WEEKEND FASHION INSPIRATION!

Do you want to feel sexier?

LEARN HOW TO BE COOL

3-MINUTE UNBORN 2!

This is why I'm never having kids.

4-MINUTE JUPITER MENACE!

I like to think of The Tubes video, which is inexplicably tacked on the end of this tape, as the afterlife.

THE BALLAD OF BEER

Has the sizzle gone out of your relationship with beer? Worry no more, because we're here to reignite that spark.



Now don't you want to start drinking again?

RETURN OF THE POKEMON PREACHER!

Honesty, I'm not sure if this is funny or not, but it was really creeping me out so I just had to share it with the world. I'm sorry.

MEDICAL MADNESS

People of the Internet!

EIT has signed a historical pact with HORROR REMIX and we will be appearing at the Studio Movie Grill in Dallas, TX this March 18th! Holy shit!

But first, come play doctor as Horror Remix presents... Health Care!

Wednesday, February 10th, 10pm

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HOT CLIPS FOR THE WEEKEND!

Here's a cool rap and a hot jam by a new band to take you into the weekend with style.

A LITTLE SOMETHING TO KEEP THE BAD ANGELS AWAY

A SONG FOR THE HOLY CLUBHOUSE!!!



EIT DOUBLE FEATURE SPECIAL CATHOLIC KIDZ VIDZ!!!



SPEAKIN' TONGUES BOUNUS VID!!!

LET'S GET GRIFTED

The whole tape is like this. Just a bunch of assholes lying about some product (?) called IDN. It's some sort of nutritional supplement company from the 90's, and I believe they have since been chased by the government for fraud or something. Love that cowboy, though.

EVERYBODY IS SINGING!

PUPPY PARTY!!!

It has come to my attention that some of our beloved viewers were deeply traumatized by my video last week. I understand how the sight of vaginas that are not attached to porn stars can be troubling, so to all the gay men born by Cesarian section out there, I am sorry.

As a token of my apologies, I offer you this adorable video of puppies in people clothes.



Let the healing begin.