MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING!

You fucked up at Thanksgiving- make sure you get it right at Christmas. Become a master at the art of meat carving!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

10 YEARS OF EIT! LIVE!

Celebrate 10 years of EIT! live shows by joining us in LA on 12/10 at The Regent for our bday party featuring Alan Resnick, Mike Diva, LA City Municipal Dance Squad, Duane, the Cat Massage lady, Jerry, Gerbert, and more! BUY TIX HERE!!!

And if you can't make it to LA, don't fret that face! We're coming to your town with our new movie and live show, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, this Feb/March! Tour dates coming soon!

††YOU MAY NOT AGREE WITH THESE TEENS AND THATS OKAY ††

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Important People Only, Kid!

REJOICE!

THANKSGIVING WITH MEMORY HOLE

30% OFF SALE!

30% off everything in r store through Monday! BUY HERE! It's The If You Absolutely Feel That You Need To Buy Gifts, You Should Buy Them From EIT! Sales Event!

LETTERS FOR MOM!

Moms love receiving letters.

STROKE THE STIFF SHAFT TILL IT SQUIRTS

BIBLICAL STREET HARASSMENT!

Our 10th Birthday show is coming up so soon! 12/10 at The Regent in LA! It is gonna be nuts! Get your tickets HERE!

10TH BIRTHDAY SHOW!

It's our 10th birthday so we're throwing a huge party at The Regent in LA on 12/10! 

BUY UR TICKETS NOW!

memory hole: gobble gobble

Music by Jade Statues

LOOSE MEAT - MAGNUM OPUS

RIP John "Higgens" Hillerman, may this 21 Magnum Salute send you to your rightful place in eternity. Made by LOOSE MEAT.

CHRISTIAN ACTORS DYING!

Scoring Points!

EIT!'S 10TH BIRTHDAY PARTY!

We are turning 10 this December, so we're throwing ourselves the best birthday party of all time in LA at The Regent on 12/10! BUY TIX HERE!

Featuring all your fav vids, new EIT! Live show, Jerry photo booth, Mike Diva, LA City Municipal Dance Squad, Alan Resnick, Caroline Goldfarb of Official Sean Pean, Robby Rackleff, PBDY (DJ set), and so much more!

OMG HOWIE IS SO CRAZY!

MEMORY HOLE: THE HOT NEW DANCE

Music by SICH MANG

STUPID PUPPETS LOVE TO DROWN

DOGGIES AND DINOSAURS!

here is the full, unedited episode courtesy of The Crystyl Wyzzyrd!

THE UNLUCKY DOGCATCHER

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FEATURING CARMAN!

Did you know that for 10 years now EIT! has been featuring Carman!?!?! Cool, huh?

MEMORY HOLE: SNAKES

Music by a child and Danny T. Mallory: https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

SPOOKYTOOTH: Curb Doggies!

Skate AND die over at  SPOOKYTOOTH

A QUICK IMPRESSION!

A scene from our 2013 movie, Comic Relief Zero! Buy it on DVD here and download it here!