Saturday, September 27, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
WORLD OF BEANIES!
Labels:
90's
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Beanies
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celebrities
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creep
,
Defenestrator III
,
Future Schlock
,
kids
CASH FLOW GENERATOR
This is old news to the Future Schlock faithful, but until now, there was no other version of this on the innernette.
Labels:
00's
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
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infomercial
,
little people
,
real estate
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
CLUB VAMPIRE TRAILER
Labels:
90's
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b-movie
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Commodore Gilgamesh
,
deer hunter
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goop
,
horror
,
sexy
,
trailer
,
vampire
3 MORE FROM THE GODDAMN MORMONS
Life without mormonism
A nonsensical mormon sales pitch
Life with mormonism
A nonsensical mormon sales pitch
Life with mormonism
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
EIT SHIRTS ON THE WAY
I have put in a sample order and if all goes well, you too can order your very own Everything Is Terrible shirts, hoodies, and maybe even EIT shoes (I'm serious).
If anyone has any other ideas for shirts they wanna see, just let me know and I promise to design ANYTHING sent to me. The uglier the idea, the better.
Labels:
Ghoul Skool
Monday, September 15, 2008
DROPPING FAKE ACID ON FAKE MTV
Labels:
00's
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celebrities
,
cool
,
Defenestrator III
,
drugs
,
Future Schlock
,
hallucinations
,
rock n' roll
Friday, September 05, 2008
JESUS USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE
See this now before Sonseed blows up and hogs the covers of every issue of Spin, NME, and Mojo for the next year...
Labels:
Christian
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Ghoul Skool
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Jesus Christ
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music
,
white people
A GIFT FOR EVERYONE
I apologize for not bringing this to everyone's attention earlier.
Labels:
30's
,
animals
,
Defenestrator III
,
Dogville
,
Future Schlock
A GIFT FOR THE COMMODORE
Chicagoland's own Law Tigers!
Labels:
00's
,
bikes
,
commercial
,
Defenestrator III
,
friendship
,
Future Schlock
,
lawyers
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
2 MINUTE RAVEN
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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90's
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action
,
Burt Reynolds
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Commodore Gilgamesh
,
murder
,
sexy
,
violence
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