LISTEN, THINK, RESPOND

Congratulations, you are capable of common courtesy.



Feel free to rate your own handshake in the comments. I think mine's around a 3 just because I start panting after two seconds of vigorous shaking.

FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: PUTIN IS NOT A MANLY MAN'S MAN, MAN

Okay, so Fox News is an easy target... whatever...

IF I WERE THIS GROUNDHOG, I'D NEVER SHOW MY FACE AGAIN

Illinois takes Groundhog Day pretty seriously... I think.

HIPPIE-HOP

THE STINGER

The future of the past is a fantastical neon wonderland.

MUCH LOVE FOXXI & BAMBI

New York is blessed with the fine show Foxxi & Bambi; here's a sampling.



LADIES SHAKE YOUR COULOS! Check out their awesome Myspace page.

FLY JOAQUIN FLY!

THE SLIM SUIT

From the Internet Lurker.

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE 'CAINE

I need everyone to stop doing cocaine for a minute to learn about how everyone is doing cocaine.

ERNIE HUDSON'S POKEMON STRATEGY

To be fair to Ernie Hudson (who is genuinely awesome), he was there with his son, but this was too good to pass up.

THE TEAM OF THE EIGHTIES

I think every NFL team was under contract to produce a rap video in the 80s and we at EIT want to bring you every one of them. Here's one for the team of the Eighties, the San Francisco 49ers.



If you know of any more NFL raps, please let us know in the comments.

There's also this fan made song set to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire." Nothing gets me pumped up for football like a series of still images accompanied by a Billy Joel homage.

And of course, here's the Citizen Kane of NFL raps.

COSMETIC SURGERY IS AWESOME!

LET PATSY, PATRICK AND BAMBI SWAYZE TEACH YOU DANCING

I really cant figure out what this video was trying to accomplish other than to make me fall in love with Bambi Swayze. Nice work, Patsy, real nice work.

MAGIC STAR TRAVELER

IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY WITH MURDER!

You'll never forget what you've done...

ASSHOLES TALK ABOUT LA

ENTER THE YO ZONE

Only in Canada.

WELCOME TO MY MIND

Really, how did I manage to avoid this movie all my life? Emilio Estevez! Renee Russo! Mick Jagger! and Sir Anthony Hopkins! Buster Poindexter! Race car driving! Time Travel! What a turd!



Oh yeah, it takes place in the year 2009.

OOOOOH JAY

Some videos call your name from the shelf. A tiny voice was calling me! "It's me Juice! I'm gonna be OK!"

JUICY JUICE!

MEN ARE DUMB AND LAZY...

...and women are here to encourage men not to be so dumb and lazy.

LET'S GO (WEB) SURFING NOW!

What is this while world wide web about anyhow? Surfing? PPP connections? I'm getting a headache just thinking about it!
Thankfully, this video comes along to make sure we'll be surfing that information superhighway in a matter of megabyte downloads!

DUANE RULES, OTHERS DROOL

Duane is my dawg...