Thursday, February 26, 2009

LISTEN, THINK, RESPOND

Congratulations, you are capable of common courtesy.



Feel free to rate your own handshake in the comments. I think mine's around a 3 just because I start panting after two seconds of vigorous shaking.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

IF I WERE THIS GROUNDHOG, I'D NEVER SHOW MY FACE AGAIN

Illinois takes Groundhog Day pretty seriously... I think.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

THE STINGER

The future of the past is a fantastical neon wonderland.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

MUCH LOVE FOXXI & BAMBI

New York is blessed with the fine show Foxxi & Bambi; here's a sampling.



LADIES SHAKE YOUR COULOS! Check out their awesome Myspace page.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

EVERYBODY'S DOING THE 'CAINE

I need everyone to stop doing cocaine for a minute to learn about how everyone is doing cocaine.

Monday, February 16, 2009

ERNIE HUDSON'S POKEMON STRATEGY



To be fair to Ernie Hudson (who is genuinely awesome), he was there with his son, but this was too good to pass up.

THE TEAM OF THE EIGHTIES

I think every NFL team was under contract to produce a rap video in the 80s and we at EIT want to bring you every one of them. Here's one for the team of the Eighties, the San Francisco 49ers.



If you know of any more NFL raps, please let us know in the comments.

There's also this fan made song set to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire." Nothing gets me pumped up for football like a series of still images accompanied by a Billy Joel homage.

And of course, here's the Citizen Kane of NFL raps.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

LET PATSY, PATRICK AND BAMBI SWAYZE TEACH YOU DANCING

I really cant figure out what this video was trying to accomplish other than to make me fall in love with Bambi Swayze. Nice work, Patsy, real nice work.

Monday, February 09, 2009

Thursday, February 05, 2009

WELCOME TO MY MIND

Really, how did I manage to avoid this movie all my life? Emilio Estevez! Renee Russo! Mick Jagger! and Sir Anthony Hopkins! Buster Poindexter! Race car driving! Time Travel! What a turd!



Oh yeah, it takes place in the year 2009.

OOOOOH JAY



Some videos call your name from the shelf. A tiny voice was calling me! "It's me Juice! I'm gonna be OK!"

JUICY JUICE!

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

MEN ARE DUMB AND LAZY...

...and women are here to encourage men not to be so dumb and lazy.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

LET'S GO (WEB) SURFING NOW!

What is this while world wide web about anyhow? Surfing? PPP connections? I'm getting a headache just thinking about it!
Thankfully, this video comes along to make sure we'll be surfing that information superhighway in a matter of megabyte downloads!

Monday, February 02, 2009