remember the jesus factor, kids: don't do cocaine, or you'll never find god. then once you do, you'll get to party with him in heaven! his shit's da bomb! he used to have noriega on speed dial
Screw "Teen Challenge". That place is a total scam that enables the founder to get rich off of virtual slave labor. There are other ways to get clean, most notably FREE fellowships like NA where you get out of it what you put in to it.
i'd like to wake up to this video every morning.
ReplyDeleteAw I liked it until the part about the rat suicides :
ReplyDeletethink that's princess di at the beginning.
ReplyDeleteremember the jesus factor, kids: don't do cocaine, or you'll never find god. then once you do, you'll get to party with him in heaven! his shit's da bomb! he used to have noriega on speed dial
ReplyDeleteThe '80s are a hell of a drug, man. And Jesus is my dealer.
ReplyDeleteI like the twist at the end, up to this point I thought this video was secular-ular-ular.
ReplyDeleteThose albino surfers, always ampin' up on cocaine!
ReplyDeleteAlso :( Those rats looked like my late Trixie. (Who did not die from OD'ing.)
Seriously. Water, or Cocaine? When has anyone ever offered that combo at a party?
ReplyDeletenow i just wanna go do blow. thanks a lot....jeeeees.
ReplyDeleteAll those wasted years...
ReplyDeleteScrew "Teen Challenge". That place is a total scam that enables the founder to get rich off of virtual slave labor. There are other ways to get clean, most notably FREE fellowships like NA where you get out of it what you put in to it.
ReplyDeleteGreat. My two favorite things...Jesus & cocaine.
ReplyDeleteI buy my coke from a guy names Jesus.
ReplyDeletewas that princess DI?
ReplyDeleteYeah, because it's impossible to be a baseball star AND do lots of cocaine.
ReplyDeleteCocaine...the Great Equalizer.
ReplyDeleteI saw a study a while back in which the rats chose sucrose over cocaine. They'll pretty much eat that until they die too.
ReplyDeleteI went to a Catholic high school and I remember our gym teacher making us watch this video in class freshman year.
ReplyDeleteThis video kind of lies, though. I wasn't offered cocaine until my 10-year high school reunion.