DOUBLE DVD PRE-SALES!

Don't forget to pre-order yer copy of our new double DVD! Buy it now, before yer neighbor does!

3 MINUTE DOT COM FOR MURDER

And I'm excited to announce that we are featured in the latest issue of RE:COM Magazine, talking about our quest for Jerrys and our upcoming series, Channel 2020! You can order a digital download from their website for only $2!

A LOVE STORY (NSFW)

UH STORY OF TRUE LOVE by everythingisterrible

And we got a show coming up in Sacramento @ The Comedy Spot - 8PM! Get yer tickets now!

PARDON OUR DUST!

Much like our colleagues at Blockbuster Video, EIT! is going through a brief transition! Please be patient with us while we get our new site up and running! We have thousands of videos so it may take a few weeks to get it all working properly! Please continue to be patient! And thanks for being you! Love, EIT!

HE TOUCHED ME!

Tickets are on sale now for our 9/7 shows in Oakland! Buy yer tix now for the early show and the late show! Go to both if you like!

NEW DVD ON SALE TODAY!

Pre-order Comic Relief Zero! now! One DVD jam-packed with 2 all new EIT! movies! Available now on DVD only! Pre-order EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! now!

Pre-order EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! and Comic Relief Zero now!

EVERY YOUNG MAN'S BATTLE: THE MOVIE

Every young man's battle... against pornography! Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

SICH MANG - KOLDSTEAL!

Here's a music video that I made entirely out of Cold Steel youtube infomercials for Sich Mang, who are super fucking awesome! Buy their new album from Rainbow Records! These guys also scored a lil' chunk of the upcoming original series from Commodore Gilgamesh and Ghoul Skool that's about to drop.

Oh my god, we have so much to yap about! Tickets just went on sale for our Vancouver, BC show on 9/11! "BUY! SELL! BUY!"

TWO HEAD CLEANERS & A MICROPHONE TOUR!

9/6 - San Francisco @ Roxie @ 9:30PM (BUY!)

9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway @ 8PM (BUY!) & 10PM (BUY!)

9/8 - Sacramento @ The Comedy Spot @ 8PM (BUY!)

9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center @ 8PM

9/10 - Portland @ Holocene @ 9PM (BUY!)

9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club @ 9:30PM (BUY!)

9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema @ 8PM (BUY!) & 10PM (BUY!)

9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade @ 10PM

9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub @ 10:30PM

9/15 - Denver @ Sie Film Center @7:30PM (BUY!)

9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild @ 9:45PM

9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft @ 7PM (BUY!)

9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar @ 8PM (BUY!) & 10PM (BUY!)

9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 @ 8PM (BUY!)

9/20 - San Diego @ Bar Pink @ 8PM (BUY!)

9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily @ 9:30PM (BUY!) & 11:45PM (BUY!)

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RECAP PART 3!

Without further ado, here's the FFBR champion, the Sadist! After coming in second place last year, the humiliation of defeat only fueled the Sadist's unquenchable desire for the found footage immortality. Now that he has achieved ultimate power, only one question remains: is the Sadist here to save mankind... OR DESTROY IT?!?!?

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RECAP PART 2!

Today's videos come from our runner up, the Undying American Spirit. I'm sure we haven't seen the last of him because USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RECAP PART 1!

Another year, another found footage victor standing triumphant atop the bodies of the fallen. But before we can bow to our new god, we must first pay tribute to the defeated.

Today's videos come from 23 Wolves, a long time found footage advocate and philanthropist. This year marks his first time entering the battle royale and after this debut, I wouldn't be surprised to see him rise to power and destroy us all in the near future.

THE TRUE HISTORY OF HIP-HOP!

As told by a Christian stand-up comedian of course!

3 MINUTE MAG WHEELS

LIVESTREAM, & VIDEO GAMES!

Tonight's show is sold out, but come afterwards to see the ISLE OF MISFIT VIDEO GAMES upstairs, and the world debut of THE TERRIBLE MACHINE!  EIT!'s first interactive video game!

Fun starts at 8pm PST!



Live streaming video by Ustream

Everything Is Festival: CINEFAMILY'S MOST OUTRAGEOUS VIDEO GAMES (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

FEAR AND UNCERTAINTY

You can have both! Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

GOLDIE HAWN & HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS "SHORT PEOPLE"

2 NEW MOVIES, 1 DVD, 1 TOUR!

Comic Relief Zero & EIT! Does The Hip-Hop!
DVD On Sale 8/27!!!

ON Tour!!!
9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY NOW) 
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/8 - Sacramento @ The Comedy Spot (BUY NOW) 
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center 
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre) 
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club 
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade 
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub 
9/15 - Denver @ Sie Film Center (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild 
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft 
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW) 
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA 
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily 

ARE YOU NOT GOING TO SAY "GOODBYE"?

GRANNY UNRAVELS NWO SATANIST PLOT!!!

3-MINUTE UNTOUCHABLE!

Chicago! While Everything is Festival rocks LA, ONCE IN A LIFETIME is back and better than ever at Lincoln Hall as Natalie Jose, Chad Briggs and The Puterbaugh Sisters goof on the infamous DREW PETERSON: UNTOUCHABLE!

Next Wednesday, August 14! 8pm! Lincoln Hall! $5! $3 white wine spritzers! Tickets on sale now! If you don't want to see this, you must be on your period!

THE FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RETURNS

Everything Is Festival: FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE 2013 from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

People! The Found Footage Battle Royale calls for you! We’ve got a lot of Terribles and Terribl-ettes coming in from all across the country for this, so now is the perfect time to show off by taking down your peers! Think your collection of YouTube videos and VHS tapes is the best in the biz? Then prove it, creep! This tumultuous tourney of viral video insanity dares you to bring your A-game, and go head-to-head with your own kind! We want to see the weird, funny and insane clips that you’ve always wanted to show publicly — think of it like the WWF, but with videos instead of all that greasy groping stuff. You’’ll be judged by the audience applause-o-meter, so make sure your stuff is entertaining as a monster truck rally! Be forewarned: this could, and should, get ugly. Here’s how it works:

* Anyone is welcome to enter, but you must be there at the show in person for your entries to count.

* Submissions can vary from an unseen YouTube clip to a fully edited piece. We obviously want creativity, but, really, this is about showing off gems. Whatever the clip may be, just think to yourself “Will this go over well with an audience of screaming maniacs?”

* Each contestant must have a total of SIX CLIPS ready to show, and sent to us by Saturday, AUGUST 11TH.

* Once we take a took at everyone’s submissions, SIXTEEN lucky contestants will be chosen.

* Clips cannot be longer than 2 MINUTES MAX! Anything longer will be cut short.

* Submissions can be sent to us a number of ways: 1) DVDs can be sent to The Cinefamily via snail mail (send to: The Cinefamily, ATTN: Found Footage Battle Royale, 611 N. Fairfax Avenue, Los Angeles, CA, 90036); or, 2) entries can be emailed to us at whatsupeit@gmail.com. We can take many formats, but since this stuff is going to be projected on the big screen, think “the bigger the quality, the better.”

* Costumes, character backgrounds, etc. are encouraged for in-person combat on the night of the show.

* Taunting and mocking of other contestants is also appreciated — as long as it’s non-violent and/or creepy.

* The winner will receive the only thing that matters — RESPECT + 2 FREE PASSES TO FYF FEST!

Think your collection of YouTube videos and VHS tapes is the best in the biz? Then prove it, creep! This tumultuous tourney of viral video insanity dares you to bring your A-game, and go head-to-head with your own kind!

3 MINUTE BARK!

Guess what? There's barking!

DANTE'S COLORSHOP

Exciting news, my new DVD compilation is now for sale at www.dantefontana.com. COLORSHOP VOL.1 is a collection of 100+ weird, psychedelic, and interesting television ads from the 60's/70's. Far out!

THE TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR!

9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY NOW) 
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (presented by Hot Lava) 
9/8 - Sacramento @ TBA 
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center 
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre) 
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club 
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade 
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub 
9/15 - Denver @ Sie Film Center  (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild 
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft 
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW) 
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA 
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily 

THE PARTY WILL SERIOUSLY NEVER STOP

Everything Is Festival: MONDO PUBLIC ACCESS from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

FATEFUL FINDINGS (this MIGHT change your life)
Everything Is Festival: FATEFUL FINDINGS from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

TRIPLE FISHER w/ Joey Buttafuoco in person!
Everything Is Festival: TRIPLE FISHER from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN (impossibly fucking rare 35mm print!)
Everything Is Festival: THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

*Rem Lezar has not agreed to any of this, but I'm sure it's cool.

DA HIP HOP WITCH

Sometime in 2000, three filmmakers obtained footage of Eminem delivering a rambling monologue about ass play, and decided that this was compelling enough to develop into a feature film.

One year later their footage was found. Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!