Hey gang! Let's round up some leis and sheets and reenact the life of our savior!
Thursday, July 31, 2008
JESUS, IS DAT YOU?
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Christian
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
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teens
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
T IS FOR TERRIBLE
Mr. T reminds us of what it means to be Terrible.
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2 Minute Movie
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90's
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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dance
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Mr. T
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Native Americans
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nature
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philosophy
10 OUTTA 10 WHITE CARIBBEAN RHYTHMS AGREE "420!"
Being a member of the Kottonmouth Kings and posse looks like fun, but I'd bet being in the KKK in their heyday was a real hootenanny too. If anyone can watch all 4 minutes and 20 seconds of this, I'll buy you a Take 5.
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420
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90's
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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donald trump
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drugs
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kkk
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Kottonmouth Kings
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music
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rappin'
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white minority
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white people
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white rap
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON...
...a down and out John Travolta proves that dogs don't need to talk to be a part of talking dogs month.
...a boy and his dinosaur friend show us all that something will always triumph over something else, or something.
...a boy and his dinosaur friend show us all that something will always triumph over something else, or something.
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90's
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animals
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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dinosaurs
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friendship
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kids
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trailer
STAY OFF THAT DUST
It's been a while, but the siren song of crap has called Future Schlock back to the fold. Please accept this video (from the highly recommended Death Drug) as a token of our apologies.
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70's
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80's
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dance
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drugs
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Future Schlock
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hallucinations
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music
Monday, July 28, 2008
LOOK AT THIS VIDEO I FOUND...
Weird, huh? According to the VHS tape i found it off of, it says it was made around 1982. Guess we'll be using it from now on...
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Ghoul Skool
Monday, July 14, 2008
YOU MUGS...
Looks like this ad is causing quite a stir on the internet...
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00's
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90's
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animals
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banned
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commercial
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country music
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creep
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dogs
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Ghoul Skool
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
TIME OUT
Since Commodore left for good, almost none of you have commented or shown in any way that you care. Your punishment shall be one Moron Movies clip a day until someone else posts or shows EIT some love.
Now go and think about what you've done.
Now go and think about what you've done.
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comedy
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dummies
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Ghoul Skool
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magic
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obsolete technology
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
I'M THE SHERIFF A' THIS HERE PHANTOM TOWN...
In high school, a bunch of us guys saw this trailer while having one of our little sleep overs. We weren't high, drunk, or methed out, but we thought this trailer was the funniest this ever. We rewound this over and over, rented the full length movie at parties, and talked it over for honestly hours at lunch and at free periods.
What the fuck were we laughing at?
What the fuck were we laughing at?
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