Thursday, December 28, 2017
VIRGINITY IS COOL!
Labels:
being cool
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cool
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cults
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how to be cool
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sex
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sex ed
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virginity is cool
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
Saturday, December 23, 2017
DOWNLOAD THE EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
Did you know that you don't actually have to hang out with your family or go shopping?! Instead download our Holiday Special for just $3 (rental) or $7 (purchase)! GET IT HERE! Or if you're the olde fashioned type who likes to hold physical objects in your sweating paws, buy it on DVD here!
Thursday, December 21, 2017
BEST OF SPOOKY TOOTH!
Labels:
10th birthday
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Best of
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conspiracy
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do a better job
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donald trump
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kids
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parents
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Spooky Tooth
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time travel
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
BEST OF ELOY LUGO!
Labels:
90s
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90s rap
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dudes
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eloy lugo
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get lit
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lit
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rock n' roll
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sugar ray
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Weird Dude Energy
LOOSE MEAT - Saving Cameron
The message in Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas seems innocuous enough - I just don't get where the flamethrower comes in! Seems like it'll just melt the snow. Watch our exclusive trailer brought to you by LOOSE MEAT!
Labels:
Christian
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christianity
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Christmas
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Kirk Cameron
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Loose Meat
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loosemeat.biz
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saving christmas
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xmas
Tuesday, December 19, 2017
T H E G R E A T S A T A N
Our newest movie, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, is comprised of over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes! Get it on DVD, VHS, and download on 2/9 and see it in the melting flesh with an all new live show:
2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)
2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)
2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)
2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar
2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Colectivo (TIX)
2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)
3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)
3/10 - Athens - Cine
3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)
3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)
3/18 - San Antonio - TBD
3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)
Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the Jerry Pyramid when EIT! comes to your town!
Monday, December 18, 2017
BEST OF COUNTRY DEATH!
To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, here are 3 music videos that Paul Kersey Jr, Commodore Gilgamesh, and WrongMan made for COUNTRY DEATH AKA Slick Bishop, who is one of many in the army of unsung heroes at EIT! Slick was the only person watching and commenting on our videos for the first year of Everything Is Terrible! Slick has performed on nearly all of our tours, scored our movies, wrote jokes for our live shows, and generally been a huge creative force behind our work!
Labels:
Commodore Gilgamesh
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country death
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music video
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Paul Kersey Jr.
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psychedelic
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WrongMan
Sunday, December 17, 2017
BEST OF LOOSE MEAT!
Labels:
10th birthday
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amazon
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Best of
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blockbuster
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kmart
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Loose Meat
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morning announcements
Friday, December 15, 2017
memory hole: holiday waste
Labels:
danny t mallory
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holiday waste
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holidays
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Memory Hole
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peeing
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santa
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VHS
Thursday, December 14, 2017
BEST OF YONDER VITTLES!
Labels:
10th birthday
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Best of
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birthday
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birthday party
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cops
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CREEPS
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hughhefner
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kids
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Misogyny
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party
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playboy
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police
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princesses
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Yonder Vittles
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
T H E G R E A T S A T A N
On DVD, VHS, and download 2/9 and on tour:
2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)
2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)
2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)
2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar
2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Colectivo (TIX)
2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)
3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)
3/10 - Athens - Cine
3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery
3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)
3/18 - San Antonio - Central Library Auditorium (FREE)
3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)
Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the Jerry Pyramid when EIT! comes to your town!
Labels:
EIT Live
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Satan
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the great satan
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tour
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
BEST OF GRIMY GHOST!
Labels:
10th birthday
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bee
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bees
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Best of
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CGI
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Grimy Ghost
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king of the bees
,
vistie
Friday, December 08, 2017
TODAY IS OUR 10TH BIRTHDAY!
10 years ago today, Ghoul Skool made history by posting 15-Minute IT, originally created by Matt Carter, but remade from memory by Ghoulie. That was one of the tapes that started us on our path to becoming Everything Is Terrible! We really can't believe that all of this has really happened, so thanks for making it so. We're not going to stop anytime soon either, so get ready for T H E G R E A T S A T A N movie and tour, a pyramid of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes in the desert, and so much more! And remember, we love you more than anyone else in your life. Love, DAD
And don't forget, our bday party is this sunday! Do not mis this show! TIX HERE!
Labels:
10th birthday
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15 minute it
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2 Minute Movie
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7 minute it
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Ghoul Skool
Thursday, December 07, 2017
THE BEST OF WRONGMAN!
As EIT! turns a decade old, we mined the archives to find our favorite posts of all time. Today, we celebrate the wonderous WrongMan!
When this whole thing started, it was just a way to share found footage amongst a group of friends that were scattered across the country, and now that group includes each and everyone of you! Thank you so very much for all your love, support and precious attention!
YOU ARE ALL THE BEST CATS IN THE UNITED STATES!!
Labels:
Best of
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cat massage
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cats
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workout
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WrongMan
Wednesday, December 06, 2017
THE BEST OF GHOUL SKOOL!
Labels:
10 years of EIT
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action
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beauty
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Best of
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Duane
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Ghoul Skool
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karate
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kids
,
yoga
Tuesday, December 05, 2017
THE BEST OF COMMODORE GILGAMESH!
Since I started EIT! with my pals 10 years ago, I've posted on this website 578 times, edited at least 321 EIT + 93 Memory Hole vids, made 6 EIT! movies, and booked + performed in over 350 live shows. I'm excited for the next 10. Thanks for being a Duaniac! Love Always, CG/DAD!
Tix are still available for our 10th bday show at The Regent in LA this Sunday! GET EM HERE!
Labels:
10th birthday
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Best of
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big ending
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Colby
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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faces
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kids
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mikey
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psychedelic
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puffy
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puffy the pillow
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sentimental
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singing kids
Monday, December 04, 2017
THE BEST OF MUSIC MONDAY!
To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, we're giving you 90 minutes of our favorite music video hits! If you'd like to support our mission of world dominance, buy the Music Video Hits! DVD here!
Labels:
10th birthday
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Best of
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music
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music mondays
HOODIES!
New EIT! hoodies are in! Order this week and use the promo code DUANIACS and get free shipping! BUY NOW!
*** These images are of a slightly fucked up test run. The actual text on the back will be at the bottom rather than the top!***
Labels:
merchandise
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store
Sunday, December 03, 2017
THE BEST OF REM LEZAR!
To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, all month long we're gonna dig deep and feature some of our all-time favorite vids! Today we honor the great Rem Lezar!
Since Everything Is Terrible! began in 2007, we have uploaded a new found footage video every fucking day! So go ahead and lose a few days of your life in our archive of nearly 3,0000 posts!
Thank you for watching our videos, coming to our live shows, donating Jerrys, and buying our schwaggg! We love you more than anyone else in your life! We are your only true friends! Remember, life is temporary, but EIT! is 4ever!
And tix are still available for our insane bday party in LA on 12/10! GET TIX HERE!
Labels:
10 years of EIT
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10th birthday
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420
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ant-drug
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baby ghost
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Best of
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find me
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i wanna pizza
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lonely old man
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Rem Lezar
,
weed
Saturday, December 02, 2017
THE BEST OF DANTE FONTANA!
To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, all month long we're gonna dig deep and feature some of our all-time favorite vids! Today we honor the great Dante Fontana!
Since Everything Is Terrible! began in 2007, we have uploaded a new found footage video every fucking day! So go ahead and lose a few days of your life in our archive of nearly 3,0000 posts!
Thank you for watching our videos, coming to our live shows, donating Jerrys, and buying our schwaggg! We love you more than anyone else in your life! We are your only true friends! Remember, life is temporary, but EIT! is 4ever!
And tix are still available for our insane bday party in LA on 12/10! GET TIX HERE!
Labels:
10 years of EIT
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10th birthday
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Best of
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Classic EIT
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cosby
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Dante Fontana
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Disney
Friday, December 01, 2017
memory hole: food
Labels:
animals
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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food
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gross
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meat
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Memory Hole
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poop
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VHS
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