HEY! CHICAGO! SIT DOWN AND SHADDUP!

Because we are bringing you a VERY SPECIAL, SNEEK-PEEK of our upcoming epic, COMEDY RELIEF: ZERO. This is a one-night-only preview screening of our brand-new, mind-melting special -- and you get to see it months before we officially release it onto the world!



This special is the opposite of special, jam-packed with the most cringe-inducing set-ups and bomb-dropping punchlines ripped from their magnetic tape time capsules! Today’s hottest ventriloquists, racists, prop comics, sexists, impersonators, homophobes, and talk show hosts wish this footage was still in the landfills! The streets will run blue with women wisecracks, fat people puns, and homelessness gags galore! Are you oppressed and underrepresented in society? Well then, watch out! Let’s pull back the banana peel and take a head-first descent into the brick wall of our own mind! Take my life... please! Am I right?

Co-presented by the good folks at the Up Comedy Club -- buy your tickets now before it's too late!

1-MINUTE GARDEN STATE

Oh, you never heard that band? I can't believe you don't know that band.

MORE RAPPIN' PUPPETS!

Rap! Spit in your mom's face! Whatever it takes to get that reefer, Curt-Hiss!  Trap or die!

WHALE BELLY FREAKOUT!

ONE DAY ONLY PUPPET WEEK BLOWOUT SALE! TWO MISGUIDED EXISTENTIALIST PUPPET VIDEOS FOR THE PRICE OF NONE! YOU GOTTA FEAR SUMTHIN'!

JAH LIONS OF BABYLON!

Happy Puppet Week! Jah Rastafari!

DOIN' THE CAN

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

PRAYER BEAR

Prayer Bear and Mr. Green live in a garage where all the neighborhood kids love to play and worship.

BIG G PUPPETS!

RAPPIN' PUPPETS!

Not sure how to spend the weekend?  Take Lenny's advice!  Run away from home. Meet a pusher-snake who works for Death. Let that snake introduce you to some cool rapping cats. Watch one die from a crack attack. Spread the word. The end.

KOMPUTER KINDERGARTEN

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

THE INTERNET = THE FUTURE = $$$

Thanks to Team Doom for the tape!

2 ATLAS 2 SHRUGGED: ATLAS BE SHRUGGIN'

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

COMEDY SHOW THIS SATURDAY!

Whatcha doin' this Saturday Pittsburgh?
We are VERY excited to bring you videos, sketch comedy, and a few of EiT's favorite Chicago stand-up comedians this April 20th at the Arcade Comedy Theater!
And it's only $10!!! BYOB, 8pm. You can buy tickets here

Find more details/share with others here

CYBORG SATURDAY TOMORROW!

Suit up, Super Cybernauts! Video Nights brings you a robotical double-header celebration of the eternal struggle between man and machine. First up, the West Coast premiere of Manborg! This giddy, gleeful throwback to ‘80s man-bot cinema (thinkRoboCop and Cyborg) will blow you away with its low-budget allure and high-budget heart. Hell has risen from below and taken over the Earth, and even a ragtag group of rebels can’t put a stop to Count Draculon and his minions. Who will save the world and kick the bad dudes back to Hell? The title says it all: Manborg will leave you feeling nostalgic and jealous of those with mechanical bods. As if that isn’t enough action for one night, we’re proud to present a rare 35mm print of perhaps the greatest cyborg-ninja-cowboy-scientist movie ever made. Eliminators combines everything you love about ‘80s cinema, all wrapped up in one shiny, goofy metal package. Everything Is Terrible! will also be there to give a brief history of cyborg-cinema with a mondo mix that will melt your metal face and boil your bionic eyes! Manborg cast/crew members in person!
GET TIX HERE!

ONE LESS SLICE OF PIZZA.

But you've done so much good. Why Bob Saget, why?

THE 2-B MOMS

I'm pretty sure the main rap artist in this video is pregnant with a pillow, but the choreography is top notch.

JAKE JABS!

Thanks to Team Doom for the source

WHAM CITY COMEDY FRIENDZ!!!

Our hilarious friends Wham City are kicking off their comedy tour tomorrow in Pittsburgh! They will be all over the Eastcoast to Midwest for the next 3 weeks. Tomorrow's Pittsburgh show will be opened with new Terrible videos from our own Rem Lezar! You can find tickets for that show here.

Wham City's whole tour schedule is below, they are really really funny, don't miss them!!!

AEROBIC SELF DEFENSE!

GET STROKED, TOO!!

THREE MINUTE JERRY

THREE MINUTE JERRY!!! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

We have 5,000 Jerrys! Chicago friends come celebrate this joyous occasion with us this Saturday at Saki for some sweet experimental video, sweet comedy, and even sweeter sentimental tunes spun straight from the Jerry soundtrack. 7pm. Donations support the ongoing production of Channel 2020 and Sexcity.

SAFETY MAN

WRAP IT UP WITH LOTS OF PIZZAZZ!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection.

5,000 JERRIES. ONE NIGHT ONLY.*

Chicago! As we approach an important milestone in Maguirewatch history-- the ceremonial donation of the 5,000th Jerry-- we cordially invite you to join us and our pals at Saki (3716 W. Fullerton in Logan Square) for Show Me The Jerrys: An Everything is Terrible Gala!

Not only will you be able to bask in the glory of thousands upon thousands of Jerry Maguires stacked, shelved, and piled into pyramids and other magickal structures, we've got comedy from Chicago funny people Chad Briggs, Katie McVay, Lisa Laureta and Natalie Jose, video from GOOP of the GODS, Maguire loops that will alter your perceptions of time and space, and sweet EIT stuff to raffle off!

All donations collected at this FREE event will go towards expanding our Terrible empire in the form of our web series Sex City and Channel 2020!

Super cool, right? Then come join us this Saturday at 7!!

*PS TOTALLY NOT AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE!