PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! EIT IN PROVIDENCE THIS WEEKEND!

Providence, RI, your prayers have been answered. This Saturday, we've got 2 best-of shows JAM PACKED with sing-a-longs, never-before-seen stuff, and perhaps a few of us Terriblites may even appear!

2 MINUTE CARNIVAL MAGIC!

'Carnival Magic' is a film like no other. It stars a chimp that sounds like Tom Waits in 30 years, soap star Don Stewart, and a bunch of carny folk. For me to tell the tale of how this film came to be is above my pay-grade, but more info can be found here and a very special thanks to Zack over at The Alamo Drafthouse for this odd gem! Have we talked about Zack? He's the best and you should pre-order his amazing book. More to come on that as the year progresses!

But wait! If you live in southern California, then you're in luck! BECAUSE IT'S PLAYING AT THE CINEFAMILY SATURDAY MAY 8TH!

HACKING IS EASY!

I've never seen the movie Hackers but if it's anything like this tape, I am going to Blockbuster ASAP.

EIT IS LOOKIN' FOR STREET TEAMS!

You guys know that we would die for our fans, right? Well, we would. If anyone were to touch a single hair on let's say, Heather or Fat 'n Borings' heads- then we would hunt down those hair-touchers and make them pay. Then we'd go after their families.

So knowing that, would you do the same for us? What if instead of killing someone who done us wrong, you just put up some posters for us before we do a show? Not only that, but you'll get into our shows for free, get free stuff, and you may even be welcome into the very prestigious 'EIT! Kidz Club!' (more on that later, I've already said too much)...

If you have the time, please email us at 'whatsupEIT at gmail.com' and let us know if you'd like to help out. We'll remember you guys when we get a rollercoatser named after us like Aerosmith did, but we won't be creeps about it. Swear to Duane.

100% JUICE!

Hey fellow OJ Simpson Fans!

Tomorrow night The Butcher Gallery in Toronto Presents:

It will be a night of everything OJ! Including a screening of an EIT! OJ gem! Yahoo!

For more information - 100% Juice

YOU TOO KID

SHATNER V. NIMOY!

Taking the whole Y2K thing into consideration, I'd call this one about even.

THE KILLING OF SATAN!

WINNING THE GAME OF SCHOOL!

GO BUCKS!

Columbus folks- please take a break this Earth Day from your Blue Danube dining, your Colleen's Collectibles collecting, and your Ravari Room romping, and go see EIT! Live!


BUY TICKETS NOW!

Although I can not attend, it is the birthplace of the Ghoul, so please visit Lakeside Hospital and find out who my mommy is.

WELCOME TO ERF... DAY

E.T. is a fearmonger, plain and simple. He is getting rich of global warming hysteria and with the media's help. Go back to your home planet, you fucking warm-profiteer.

MONDO MUSICAL MIX NIGHT & JAILBIRD ROCK THIS SATURDAY!

Hey Los Angeles, EIT's 'real family' aka The Cinefamily is putting on a pretty kickass show this weekend, and if you miss it, well, you're dead to us.

Watch this trailer and tell me you're not up for this. I dare you.


Now, get your dick outta my face!

YOU LOST, HIPPIES!

Doc Brown + Doogie + Golden Girls + Carl Sagan + ET + Robin Williams + Heavy D + Way too many stars I couldn't cram into this video = Meh. How is that possible?!



Special thanks to the beautiful people at Cinefile!!!

HAPPY EARTHDAY EVE!

HORROR IN THE POOL

Summertime is just around the corner folks!

YOU! LOOK AT ME! RESPOND!

Aren't you tired of non-interactive board games that don't constantly yell at you? ANSWER ME!


Thanks again to Conan the Librarian for another wonderful tape!

MICROWAVE HELL

HAPPY APRIL 15!

Sorry for the late post folks, but you know how it is...tax day, always working up until the last minute.



(For all you non-Americans out there in Terribleland, April 15 is when income taxes are due in the US and every year everyone shits their pants over it)

1.5 MINUTE "MY DEMON LOVER"/"DEMON NARRATOR" MUSIC VIDEO

The song is "Demon Narrator", by Country Death and Short Pockets.

The film is "My Demon Lover", rented from Odd Obsession.

TRAINING BY THE SLICE!

Thanks to Kevin Misiuda for the many, many pizza tapes!

OFFICE DEATH!

HOGWART'S SCHOOL OF EVIL AND DEVIL WORSHIP

I'm beginning to think these Christian production companies just resent anything that children watch/read/play willingly.



Thanks to Conan the Librarian for the source!

THE PASSION OF TIM

"Superstar Mel Gibson (Forever Young, Lethal Weapon 1,2 & 3) gives a sensitive performance as Tim, a mentally retarded young man who falls in love with an attractive businesswoman in her mid 40's (Piper Laurie)."

Special thanks to the King of Crayons for this "special" find! And to Odd Obsession for having a VHS copy that wasn't worn to shit!

"One Love, One Blog"

YO, JESUS!

WHEN A MAN LOVES A SOFTBALL...

Thanks to everyone for coming out to the Hungry Brain last night. And if you weren't there, here's a taste of what you missed. This is easily one of the top five softball instructional tapes by a 90s white soul singer.

SPORTZ NITE IN CHICAGO!!!

Boo-Yaahhhh Chicago!!! Come out tonight to the Hungry Brain for the only sportz action in town!! We are pulling out all the stopz and rolling out all of the finest sportz gemz from the vaultz of EIT! One night only! Free! Doors open at 8pm! Herez is a little taste for you Turkeys!!!



Big whoop-whoops to Kathleen "Hot Glue" Hurley in Ames, Iowa for the sweet Famous San Diego Chicken video!

THANKS ALBUQUERQUE & TUCSON!

What a hoot! See you in August! Suck it! Booya!

BUBBLE OF THE MASTER THERION

T.G.I.F! See ya in Albuquerque & Tucson, turkeys!