Friday, January 30, 2009

GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF...FOR KEVIN TRUDEAU

I'm sure many of you out in Terribleland are somewhat familiar with Kevin Trudeau, the prolific infomercial sleaze factory. But did you know that:
- In 1990, Trudeau posed as a doctor in order to deposit $80,000 in false checks, and in 1991 he pleaded guilty to larceny. Trudeau had used the credit cards of eleven customers of a mega memory product to fraudulently charge approximately $122,735.68.
- After serving time for criminal activity in the early 1990s, Trudeau partnered with his former cellmate, and they joined Nutrition for Life, a multi-level marketing firm.
- In October 2008, Trudeau was fined more than $5 million and banned from infomercials for three years for making fraudulent claims.
- Kevin Trudeau thinks you are stupid:



The saddest part is that I found this tape at a public library.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Monday, January 26, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


The Chinese have so many secrets to teach us.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

PREVENT CHILD ABUSE WITH ROCK MUSIC!

You can always trust a dinosaur with a saxophone.

THE FOUR SNOWMEN OF REVELATION


As a Chicago resident and Snowpocalypse survivor, I just want to pay tribute to those who were lost or late to work during the Snowmageddon.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

SATAN'S TOP 40

Did you know that all popular music is actually written by Satan?

INTERNET 101

Take your newbie questions somewhere else, because the internet will not tolerate that shit.

Monday, January 12, 2009

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL WHITEWASHING!

Finally all your favorite Motown songs performed by white people!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

DISABILITIES & VEGETABLES!





The image of that drummer will forever be burned in mind.

FUCK THE BONUS!

This is the only way to dispose of terrorist scum like Gene Simmons.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

SHAPE UP YOUR FAT FACE

Watching this video on a loop will probably drive you insane.



And who can forget the facial flex?

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

THE WEIRDEST, MOST TERRIBLE THING EVER.

So, I don't even know where to start. I was surfing the web, you know, googling for EIT handjobs and whatnot, and this is what I discovered. I guess some shitty sketch comedy group is trying to piggyback on EIT's successes. There's even a Cdre. Gilgamesh impersonator. Never has something so shameless been done, not since the Worst Thing Ever.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

DOUBLE DIPPING

I don't care if I'm double dipping, but here are two videos we made last near that no one seemed to notice.





Thanks to Mason for the props. Check out his stuff too, it's the exact opposite of terrible.

Monday, January 05, 2009

BRAD! TELL ME I'M PRETTY.

Ugh, this is why I don't let women sit in the front of the car.


Art Garfunkel stars in this movie, unfortunately this was the best scene.

CUTTING THE DEEP POWDER WITH JESUS

Alright, the holidays are over. Time to get back to business.

This video contains two of my favorite winter activities: extreme sports and bromancing Jesus Christ.