Wednesday, January 07, 2009

ONLY A MIRACLE CAN SAVE THIS GIANT, RAMPAGING APE

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  1. thank god he pulls through at the end. you guys are really tuggin on my heart strings...jeeeeeesss

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  2. no fucking way, KING KONG LIVES! my dad designed a forklift attachment for this movie! i had a crew t-shirt!

    excuse my banal excitement for this otherwise God awful sparkleturd.

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  3. I counted at least twelve slushy machines in that warehouse laboratory. Have I been wasting all this money on insurance when the 7-Eleven was truly the cure all along?

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  4. The only thing that can save Kong is Dino DeLaurentis giving up the film rights.

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  5. They must have needed a fuckload of zydrate to properly prepare him for surgery.

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