Thursday, December 28, 2017
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
Saturday, December 23, 2017
DOWNLOAD THE EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
Did you know that you don't actually have to hang out with your family or go shopping?! Instead download our Holiday Special for just $3 (rental) or $7 (purchase)! GET IT HERE! Or if you're the olde fashioned type who likes to hold physical objects in your sweating paws, buy it on DVD here!
Thursday, December 21, 2017
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
LOOSE MEAT - Saving Cameron
The message in Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas seems innocuous enough - I just don't get where the flamethrower comes in! Seems like it'll just melt the snow. Watch our exclusive trailer brought to you by LOOSE MEAT!
Tuesday, December 19, 2017
T H E G R E A T S A T A N
Our newest movie, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, is comprised of over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes! Get it on DVD, VHS, and download on 2/9 and see it in the melting flesh with an all new live show:
2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)
2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)
2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)
2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar
2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Colectivo (TIX)
2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)
3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)
3/10 - Athens - Cine
3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)
3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)
3/18 - San Antonio - TBD
3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)
Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the Jerry Pyramid when EIT! comes to your town!
Monday, December 18, 2017
BEST OF COUNTRY DEATH!
To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, here are 3 music videos that Paul Kersey Jr, Commodore Gilgamesh, and WrongMan made for COUNTRY DEATH AKA Slick Bishop, who is one of many in the army of unsung heroes at EIT! Slick was the only person watching and commenting on our videos for the first year of Everything Is Terrible! Slick has performed on nearly all of our tours, scored our movies, wrote jokes for our live shows, and generally been a huge creative force behind our work!
Sunday, December 17, 2017
Friday, December 15, 2017
Thursday, December 14, 2017
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
T H E G R E A T S A T A N
On DVD, VHS, and download 2/9 and on tour:
2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)
2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)
2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)
2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar
2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Colectivo (TIX)
2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)
3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)
3/10 - Athens - Cine
3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery
3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)
3/18 - San Antonio - Central Library Auditorium (FREE)
3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)
Please bring your offerings of Jerrys to the Jerry Pyramid when EIT! comes to your town!
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Friday, December 08, 2017
TODAY IS OUR 10TH BIRTHDAY!
10 years ago today, Ghoul Skool made history by posting 15-Minute IT, originally created by Matt Carter, but remade from memory by Ghoulie. That was one of the tapes that started us on our path to becoming Everything Is Terrible! We really can't believe that all of this has really happened, so thanks for making it so. We're not going to stop anytime soon either, so get ready for T H E G R E A T S A T A N movie and tour, a pyramid of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes in the desert, and so much more! And remember, we love you more than anyone else in your life. Love, DAD
And don't forget, our bday party is this sunday! Do not mis this show! TIX HERE!
Thursday, December 07, 2017
THE BEST OF WRONGMAN!
As EIT! turns a decade old, we mined the archives to find our favorite posts of all time. Today, we celebrate the wonderous WrongMan!
When this whole thing started, it was just a way to share found footage amongst a group of friends that were scattered across the country, and now that group includes each and everyone of you! Thank you so very much for all your love, support and precious attention!
YOU ARE ALL THE BEST CATS IN THE UNITED STATES!!
Wednesday, December 06, 2017
Tuesday, December 05, 2017
THE BEST OF COMMODORE GILGAMESH!
Since I started EIT! with my pals 10 years ago, I've posted on this website 578 times, edited at least 321 EIT + 93 Memory Hole vids, made 6 EIT! movies, and booked + performed in over 350 live shows. I'm excited for the next 10. Thanks for being a Duaniac! Love Always, CG/DAD!
Tix are still available for our 10th bday show at The Regent in LA this Sunday! GET EM HERE!
Monday, December 04, 2017
THE BEST OF MUSIC MONDAY!
To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, we're giving you 90 minutes of our favorite music video hits! If you'd like to support our mission of world dominance, buy the Music Video Hits! DVD here!
Sunday, December 03, 2017
THE BEST OF REM LEZAR!
To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, all month long we're gonna dig deep and feature some of our all-time favorite vids! Today we honor the great Rem Lezar!
Since Everything Is Terrible! began in 2007, we have uploaded a new found footage video every fucking day! So go ahead and lose a few days of your life in our archive of nearly 3,0000 posts!
Thank you for watching our videos, coming to our live shows, donating Jerrys, and buying our schwaggg! We love you more than anyone else in your life! We are your only true friends! Remember, life is temporary, but EIT! is 4ever!
And tix are still available for our insane bday party in LA on 12/10! GET TIX HERE!
Saturday, December 02, 2017
THE BEST OF DANTE FONTANA!
To celebrate 10 years of EIT!, all month long we're gonna dig deep and feature some of our all-time favorite vids! Today we honor the great Dante Fontana!
Since Everything Is Terrible! began in 2007, we have uploaded a new found footage video every fucking day! So go ahead and lose a few days of your life in our archive of nearly 3,0000 posts!
Thank you for watching our videos, coming to our live shows, donating Jerrys, and buying our schwaggg! We love you more than anyone else in your life! We are your only true friends! Remember, life is temporary, but EIT! is 4ever!
And tix are still available for our insane bday party in LA on 12/10! GET TIX HERE!
Friday, December 01, 2017
Thursday, November 30, 2017
MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING!
You fucked up at Thanksgiving- make sure you get it right at Christmas. Become a master at the art of meat carving!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Wednesday, November 29, 2017
10 YEARS OF EIT! LIVE!
Celebrate 10 years of EIT! live shows by joining us in LA on 12/10 at The Regent for our bday party featuring Alan Resnick, Mike Diva, LA City Municipal Dance Squad, Duane, the Cat Massage lady, Jerry, Gerbert, and more! BUY TIX HERE!!!
And if you can't make it to LA, don't fret that face! We're coming to your town with our new movie and live show, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, this Feb/March! Tour dates coming soon!
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
Monday, November 27, 2017
Friday, November 24, 2017
30% OFF SALE!
30% off everything in r store through Monday! BUY HERE! It's The If You Absolutely Feel That You Need To Buy Gifts, You Should Buy Them From EIT! Sales Event!
Thursday, November 23, 2017
Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Monday, November 20, 2017
BIBLICAL STREET HARASSMENT!
Our 10th Birthday show is coming up so soon! 12/10 at The Regent in LA! It is gonna be nuts! Get your tickets HERE!
Sunday, November 19, 2017
10TH BIRTHDAY SHOW!
It's our 10th birthday so we're throwing a huge party at The Regent in LA on 12/10!
Friday, November 17, 2017
Thursday, November 16, 2017
LOOSE MEAT - MAGNUM OPUS
RIP John "Higgens" Hillerman, may this 21 Magnum Salute send you to your rightful place in eternity. Made by LOOSE MEAT.
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
Monday, November 13, 2017
EIT!'S 10TH BIRTHDAY PARTY!
We are turning 10 this December, so we're throwing ourselves the best birthday party of all time in LA at The Regent on 12/10! BUY TIX HERE!
Featuring all your fav vids, new EIT! Live show, Jerry photo booth, Mike Diva, LA City Municipal Dance Squad, Alan Resnick, Caroline Goldfarb of Official Sean Pean, Robby Rackleff, PBDY (DJ set), and so much more!